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Jessica Alba Devil In Disguise

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

Does Jessica Alba look evil to you?  Beware.  It's true....

The new mom of Honor Marie, has to eat, and eat every couple of hours or look out, she gets evil.  She turns into "satan."  She said being a new mother takes a lot of energy, so she has to fuel her body.

She tells The Daily Telegraph, "I used to be a just coffee for breakfast, yogurt for lunch girl.

"Now I have to have something every couple of hours.  I turn into Satan if I don't eat."

She added: "Now I have to have something every couple of hours. I turn into Satan if I don't eat."

She sounds evil, yup.  I'm skeered.  Zzzzz....

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Comments

 

Somewhere In Kansas said:

Okay, this story is a bunch of BS!!!!  She thinks we are stupid enough to believe this hilarious story that she is finally eating healthy to keep up her energy?  Her baby is only a few weeks old, and she's still sleeping a lot.  What energy does she possibly have to have to watch a baby sleep and feed her, if she does feed her (as opposed to the nanny). I've read several times that she's a "clean" eater and that she eats quite healthy due to her demands as an actress and because of her exercise regime.  What's this coffee for breakfast and yogurt for lunch business?  Unless these health magazines are lying about how the stars keep in shape and how they eat, don't insult my intelligence with these really cutesy, but stupid stories.

July 16, 2008 3:06 AM
 

Maeby said:

I turn into satan when i dont eat too.

SIK - I just had a baby three weeks ago and i too need to eat every couple of hours. Sure the baby sleeps quite a bit, but in case you didnt know after having a baby your body goes through some crazy shit that makes you REAL F'ING TIRED ALL THE TIME. She's still recuperating.

It's interesting how you think the writers are "insulting" your "intelligence" on the CELEBRITY GOSSIP PAGE. Its all shit, but its fun! No one actually believes half this crap...or do you? oh my.

July 16, 2008 1:58 PM
 

Sassy Smith said:

I LOVE YOU MAEBY.

July 16, 2008 2:06 PM
 

Karen said:

SIK - Please eat something.  You're awfully grumpy about our unintelligent gossip.

Maeby - you are my new favorite commenter ever.  *smooch*

July 16, 2008 2:07 PM

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