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J-Lo Goes Through Nannies Faster Than Eyeliner

Posted by sweatpantsmom

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Wanted: Nanny for twins of superstar couple.  Hours: Sixteen hour days, seven days a week. Appreciation of entire Jennifer Lopez songbook a must, especially Jenny From The Block, extended dance mix version. Short-term contract available.

J-Lo and husband Marc Anthony are reportedly looking for a new nanny for twins Max and Emme after their last caregiver walked off the job.  “Probably more like running off the job,” an insider told the National Enquirer. “Normally people who make huge sums of money and have loads of professional and social obligations hire a nanny for each child, especially for newborns. But it is as if Jennifer expects one nanny not only to take care of both twins, but to work 16-hour days, seven days a week!”

The couple's first nanny quit after only one week of Ms. Lopez' demanding schedule. The second one lasted a little while longer, but was eventually worn out as well.  “They hired a second nanny, who was wonderful with the twins, but she couldn’t take working such long hours without a break,” the source said. “After that nanny resigned, the couple began desperately seeking nanny No. 3.”

The position remains vacant, until J-Lo can lure another poor unsuspecting soul into her web with offers of free concert tickets and castoff wigs.  I'd totally jump on it, but I'm holding out for the Jolie-Pitt job.

 

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Comments

 

p said:

she's so cheap.  i know people that were dancers for her and they used to call it the "pay-low" tour.

July 17, 2008 1:20 PM
 

Siobhan said:

Are you kidding? 16 hours a day? I can barely handle 4 or 5 hours at a time with my baby- and he's a good natured only child.

July 18, 2008 1:45 PM
 

JC said:

OMG!!

Nothing worse than rags to riches rich people that are now cheaper than when they lived in the Bario. LOL  Seriously, it's so UGLY AMERICAN.

Think about it.  With their money, if they really cared about their kids, they would hire 2 nannys, rotate them on 5 hour shifts, and get tons of great feedback from the nannies, as well as great PR.   But, J LO is again, too classless, cheap and uneducated to figure that one out.

As my mom always said......"Money never bought class, never has and never will".

July 26, 2008 9:13 AM
 

ptorres said:

she must be out her mind! she does not need a nany this chick needs a mexican... If she thinks 16 hours a day without a break with not one but 2 "bundles of joy is sooo great and easy she should do it her dammm self... after all thay are her kids

August 4, 2008 3:38 PM

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