You are looking at celebrity belly. The question is, are you looking at a baby bump or a pony keg? You make the call.
If you went with the brew then you were right! Congratulations.
This fine trophy to the high life belongs to Mr. Philip Seymour. Hey, sorry dude. If it makes you feel better, I'm working on one, too.
By the way, what's up with the Baltimore hat and Yankees shirt? Are you wearing Red Sox underoos?

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