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Nicole Kidman Faked Her Pregnancy! Yes!

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

Nicole Kidman gave birth on July 7 to Sunday Rose - or did she?  Seriously, have you seen the woman lately?  She was spotted out just DAYS after giving birth and she did not look like a woman who just popped a baby out.  Then she was seen out with Keith at Starbucks and um, she's wearing WHITE pants (women, you KNOW what I'm talking about), and a tight-fitting blouse that shows off her belly - ya, her post baby belly, that again, does not look post baby.  Sure, Nicole didn't get huge during her pregnancy and didn't pop until later in her pregnancy but still - a uterus takes 4 to 8 weeks to shrink after childbirth (length of time depends on whether or not you're breastfeeding), so unless she birthed her uterus at the same time, I don't know how she's looking so trim and tight just a little over two weeks after "having" her baby.  Someone please tell me!

More photos after the jump!

Nicole was out on Monday morning, heading to her yoga class - of course she's doing yoga just two weeks after giving birth!  She faked this whole pregnancy didn't she?  Right?  If you know her secret, fill me in, PLEASE.

Oh - and ladies - how is she wearing a sheer, white top (yes she has a bra on, I can see it) with her nips peeking through - shouldn't she be wearing breast pads? How are her boobs not leaking?  Lord, how do these celebs seem so fresh and nothing out of place after having a baby?  Explain please, I'm obviously missing something!

I'm depressed now, so I'm going to go EAT A CAKE.

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Comments

 

bean said:

It's a mystery to me too.  White pants and nothing to catch breast leaks?  She's a freak of nature.  She sure has ruined her hair too.

July 24, 2008 1:58 PM
 

chyna823 said:

With both of my pregnancies, a couple of weeks the babies were born I was *below* my pre-pregnancy weight. My pants were falling off of me. (Sadly, it all came back eventually, but still...)

July 24, 2008 2:16 PM
 

Cassie said:

Lochia occurs for at least a couple weeks after birth even a C-section.  Was she wearing a pad the size of a Ford Explorer in those tight white britches to catch that torrent?  No breast pads with exposed nips means no milk.  She could have gotten the shot and already dried up.  But that flat tummy and white jeans and going to freaking yoga class so soon.  Totally faked it.  They probably used a surrogate in India who carried their embryo.  

July 24, 2008 3:50 PM
 

Mamallama said:

I don't know....her boobs are sure bigger than they ever were and there is a tummy there in the white blouse.  She was freakishly skinny before the baby and who knows what she could be doing to herself to get that thin post baby.  If she isn't eating, she wouldn't have much milk.....

July 24, 2008 5:15 PM
 

Sassy Smith said:

I agree Bean..haha.  Chyna - with my first, I walked out of the hospital with a pre-baby body (I was 19), BUT I sure as hell didn't (or wouldn't) wear white pants!  I guess Nicole is brave??????????  lol

July 24, 2008 7:24 PM
 

mettamom said:

Everyone's body is different, and every pregnancy is different.

July 24, 2008 9:10 PM
 

Lily Rose said:

I have been asking myself the exact same questions! I didn't think she could be wearing a bra because her nipples are always showing in the photos. If she was breasfeeding she would have to wear breast pads for sure!

July 25, 2008 11:22 PM
 

Karen said:

After my first child, I lost all the baby weight within a week. I also breastfed for 8 months and didn't wear breast pads every waking moment, but only when my breasts started to feel full. I also was not still wearing the dreaded pad 3 weeks later. Every pregnancy and every woman is different.

July 28, 2008 9:18 AM

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