Is Katie Holmes pregnant? That seems to be the question on everyone's lips. Well, that and "Did it hurt when Tom implanted her mind-control chip?" But this time Mrs. Tom Cruise appears to actually be showing signs of a baby bump.
I guess the next question would be, "Whose baby is it?" Followed by, "Is it from the freeze-dried sperm of L. Ron Hubbard?" So many questions, so little time.
But you know, little Suri is so damn cute it wouldn't matter where the next baby came from. But if it comes out with purple hands, I'm calling the police.
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