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K-Fed Duking it Out with Lohan: Let the Douchebaggery Begin

Posted by Karl Erikson

 

It's funny, just the other day I was thinking that the very thing Kevin Federline and Michael Lohan need to do to elevate their names above the muck is to have a bitchslapping fest. And whaddya know? They're doing just that.

According to OK! Magazine, K-Fed is said to be contemplating a boxing match with Michael Lohan. You know, Michael, right? He's the ex-con turned preacher father of America's favorite cooch, Lindsay Lohan?

Lohan assures us, "It's serious boxing. You have to go get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association." I guess that's because even the Immature Boxing Association wouldn't touch this crap with, um, a 30-foot thingie that you might touch crap with?

Lohan isn't worried about the fact that he's 48 and K-Fed is, what, 15? It's all for charity, he says.

Right. And the posterity.

For the record, I'm ready to have my own charity boxing match. I promise you, I'll beat the everloving shit out of Gary Coleman! That punk-ass bitch got nuthin on me!

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Photos: AOL News, People

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Posted Aug 25 2008, 08:43 AM
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Comments

 

Cassie said:

Thanks a lot you mysogynistic goober!  Using terms like "douchebag" is offensive to women.  The apparatus used to cleanse a vagina, usually for medical reasons, is not goofy or stupid.  Pick your words a little more carefully.  Surfer speak is not always PC.

August 25, 2008 9:06 AM
 

Karl Erikson said:

Wow, I'm a misogynist for saying douchebag? Am I also a douchebag for telling you that you misspelled misogynist?

August 25, 2008 10:51 AM
 

Sybil said:

Whoa, Cassie! What the hell is wrong with douchebag?! It's used to clean vaginas, sure, but in most cases, vaginas don't NEED douching, anyway. The only people I know who douche are sluts. Maybe he should've said "aspirator" - you know, that thing people use to clean the snot out of babies' noses? Or would that be too incredibly unPC for babies?!

August 25, 2008 10:56 AM
 

NYCWD said:

Cassie you mindless twit!  Ising terms like "goober" is offensive to cinema confection aficionados.  The chocolate covered nut, usually made by Nestle, is not goofy or stupid.  Pick your insults a lot more carefully. PC speak is not always acceptable.

August 25, 2008 11:04 AM
 

*pixie* said:

Cassie—Perhaps you should choose YOUR words more carefully. Douchebag may be offensive to you and other women, but it certainly isn't offensive to ALL women.

Now, if Karl had said let the "cuntfest" begin I may have been offended. "Douchebaggery", however does not offend me and actually seems fitting here.

August 25, 2008 11:45 AM
 

NewAgeBitch said:

So, Cassie, you're okay with "cooch" (www.urbandictionary.com/define.php) but have problems with "douchebaggery"?  WTH?

August 25, 2008 1:25 PM
 

Whit Honea said:

I really wanted to find the "Lord Douchebag" clip from SNL, but couldn't.  This supports your cause though, Karl.

www.tvsquad.com/.../an-old-insult-makes-a-clean-comeback

August 25, 2008 1:46 PM

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Karl Erikson is a writer living in central Florida. Divorced smartass father of twin daughters, he has way too much snark and time on his hands.

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