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Jessica Biel Pregnant!!?

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

Justin Timberlake's main squeeze, Jessica Biel is looking a tad curvy, and by curvy, I mean PREGNANT.

That dress is either a) totally unflattering or 2) she's pregnant and it's an ugly maternity dress or F) it's windy (and it's still a fug dress).  I'm going with number two. 

Jessica was spotted at a Whole Foods, so maybe she smuggled a turkey under her dress or they had a sale on watermelons but I like my preggo theory better.

And doesn't she look glowy?  I suppose she could be sweaty (if she indeed has a stolen turkey strapped to her midsection), but I'm still swaying to my JT knocked up his lady love conclusion.  That's the way I roll.

Talk amongst yourselves.

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Comments

 

metalkpretty said:

hmm. I think it's funny when ugly people with bad style talk &^*%$& about pretty people with good style. Keep up the good work folks!

September 13, 2008 11:22 PM

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I am a photographer and writer, who has a high-falutin' office (aka dining room table), four kids, one husband (I was dating Brad Pitt, but he was boring) and I live in Calgary. I often think I'm famous, but nope, that's just the people I write about.

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