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Matthew McConaughey's Dad Died Having Sex

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I remember hearing stories about my grandfather, about how he worked the farm to feed the family, about how he once faced down a burglar.  Looks like Levi, Matthew McConaughey's son who was born last month, will be able to hear stories about how his grandpa died while bonking grandma.

Kay McConaughey, Matthew's mom, tells UsMagazine about the fateful day. “On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened."

"I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!”

And Kay made sure her husband was taken from the house nekkid, so that all the world could see the size of his talent.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

I think I finally understand Matthew McConaughey.

 

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Comments

 

Cassie said:

What crass, vulgar people they must be.  Were they raised in barns by wolves?  

August 28, 2008 6:36 PM
 

Tahnee said:

I think it's a good way to go too!  

August 28, 2008 7:40 PM
 

Samantha 21, Grundy said:

Just think of it as he was in all of satisfaction when he went .. god rest his soul .. but she should have covered him up at least

August 28, 2008 11:06 PM
 

BBBGMOM said:

Yes it probably rates pretty high in the "ways to go" category - best to die doing what you love best.  BUT, I think it's sad and bizarre that the missus wanted to show off her deceased husband's "gift"... Sure one could chalk it up to being in shock, but sounds like even upon reflection, she intended to make a spectacle out of him.  Yuck!

And, yes, perhaps this does explain Matthew's tendency toward exhibitionism and over-sharing...

August 29, 2008 10:02 AM
 

Jen said:

...first Rooster and now this... poor Levi.

August 29, 2008 10:40 AM
 

sienna said:

i say if its what he died doing, then let him show it to the world!!

September 1, 2008 12:58 AM

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