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Sarah Palin in a Bikini!

Posted by Whit Honea

 

Alright, so far in the Palinest Weekend Ever (PWE) we have a pregnant teen, a rumored fake pregnancy, an old D.U.I., and moose as a food group.  How the hell is this supposed to stretch until November?

Thankfully, Barack Obama has taken the high road and declared Palin's family off-limits.  However, contrary to popular belief, the media isn't on Obama's payroll.  No word on whether or not FOX is funded by the GOP.

The latest item off teh internetz [sic] is a picture of an American flag bikini-clad, gun-totting Sarah Palin hanging with the hair band set down at the local swimming hole.  It's like a poster for Walmart.

And it's fake.  I did some pretty fancy investigative reporting and followed a trail of links that started on Twitter and took me to this site, which eventually led me to this.  Charming, I know.  I'm like Geraldo without the mustache.   

Something tells me that we haven't seen the last of this crap.  There are plenty of actual reasons to be opposed to Sarah Palin, why do people need to make things up?

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Comments

 

Bob said:

That is a bee bee gun she is toting.  It is made by Crossman, and I have one just like it.

September 2, 2008 10:52 AM
 

Whit Honea said:

But do you have the bikini?

September 2, 2008 11:03 AM
 

Ron Stull said:

looks fake to me. Their are pictures of her with that same expression and haircut  only she is in a suit sitting at a desk. This is just the liberals trying to take the spotlight off the issues.

September 2, 2008 11:44 AM
 

Maeby said:

geraldo without a mustache is not a geraldo at all

September 2, 2008 12:50 PM
 

D-Bob said:

Fake!

September 2, 2008 2:18 PM
 

JeffK said:

With regard to manufactured pictures as above - there exists a Vanity Fair cover purporting to be that of Sarah Palin.  It appears a very good cover shot. However, after comparison to recent TV footage and allegations of Photo Shopping - that cover is also a fake.  

September 2, 2008 3:13 PM
 

votetheday.com said:

September 2, 2008 4:43 PM
 

perezlin said:

Isn't that what the Republicans do? Make things up and before you know it people are believing their ridiculous garbage. I think this is a "HOOT". Grin an "bare" it you right wing doorknobs!

September 3, 2008 12:43 PM
 

JT said:

What will make me celebrate more, Barack winning in a landslide, or watching this smug tart on Nov. 4th concede to Obama/Biden? Who cares, I'll get to have both! Then it's back to Eskimo land, where eventually she'll be forced to trade in her "power" suit, for a "jump" suit. Hey, she'll look great in orange, heck, whack job gun toten' bible thumper that she is, she's still rather attractive...notice I'm not saying "babe," those days seem to have passed her by. Still, she'd do justice to a burlap sack. Hope her wife, 'er, cellmate will wash, I mean, WATCH her back :)

September 4, 2008 5:48 AM
 

sol rosenburg said:

she needs to do a playboy spread or something she will win my vote. id love to hit that ass of hers in the oval office

September 4, 2008 10:53 AM
 

Seasons said:

this is fake.. you can tell the pigment of her neck and chest are not the same... i used to do computer graphics i know these things... but nice pic though... whom ever it belongs to

September 4, 2008 1:42 PM
 

Joe R said:

ok, we now know Bristol Palin is pregnant....thanks Mom for telling the whole world! But to add intrique to all this: IS THIS BRISTOL'S 1ST BABY?!? Republicans are good at eating their young....or spouses (cf. George and John send 'wives' while they 'work'....where ARE the cheney's? (Just an aside) Bristol is home for over 4 months..the last four of Mom's supposed pregnancy. Bristol winds up changing High Schools (mom wanted Mono to spread??) Still more crud here but like the crude in Alaska, it needs to be brought to the top and looked at! Could Bristol be pregnant with SECOND child?!? Inquiring minds want to know!

September 4, 2008 3:05 PM
 

Anonymous said:

Clearly, someone has failed to understand the nature of Anonymous. We require no political motivation to shoop an image. All we need is a target for satire.

September 4, 2008 3:34 PM
 

DownwithPalin said:

The real Sarah Palin has stretch marks clear up to her neck.

September 8, 2008 2:01 AM
 

nancy thomas said:

and Democrats are good at killing their unborn before they have the chance to be eaten...in fact, the govt will even pay for their birth control pills but I have seen many chosse abortion as their form of birth control...

September 9, 2008 11:07 AM
 

Billy said:

September 9, 2008 11:09 AM
 

RightWinger said:

Figures Whit Honea is a writer in LA. He would be a good Associated Press writer.  No offense. It is nice to see the Libs on the run. They hate decent people.  The press hates decent people too.  They are too boring. We need to keep adults in the White House.  Just look to the Clinton years, if you do not understand.

September 9, 2008 1:12 PM
 

sarahapalin said:

I think its funny that Moms with one kids are the ones freaking out about her being overworked but the moms with 3+ are like go get em'. And I also think its funny they make up <a href="sarahpalindirt.com/.../">sarah palin scandal. </a>

September 9, 2008 3:48 PM
 

mary said:

who has been taking care of her children all these years while she has been playing politics? and...for all you MEN out there...being HOT is not what it's all about.

September 9, 2008 8:05 PM
 

Mvnzai said:

Hey RIGHTWINGER, the fromer president has warts like the rest of us...too bad he was behind the times and aired his dirty laundry to the world. BUT, his admin. built a budget surplus after George I( George H. W.) inherited the $400 billion deficit from your deceased idol, "the gipper". Your current poster boy for "decent" leadership(sic)has screwed up so badly, even his girlfriend Vladmir Putin hates him. Cheney is simply Hitler in disguise(wonders what American medicine, robotics and hi-tech cando, ain't it?). Yeah, just look at the Clinton years...bother to note that B of A just bought Merril Lynch? AI*G, the world's largest insurance conglomerate is about to go toes up and Lehman Bros. went Chpt.11---wow! Hope your portfolio is very, very patriotic. See ya on the corner or in the work camps when McCain/Palimn win. John's not bad, but the GOP won't give him Cheney's medical care and he won't get halfway thru his only term. Then you can rant about how you love Pres. Palin--what a genius: is it 8 colleges in 6 years? I forget, but a degree in Journalism, from Idaho???

September 15, 2008 5:38 PM
 

john mccain said:

theres also of resources for those that want to look up <a href="http://dirtyelection.com"><strong>sarah palin dirt </strong></a> how pathetic are we that we take down a good woman!

September 16, 2008 8:08 PM
 

VP McMilf said:

There are better Sarah Palin fakes here, including a bikini pic:

I'm Pullin' For Palin - The Unofficial Tribute To Our Future VPILF

http://www.pullinforpalin.com/

September 18, 2008 2:37 PM

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