FameCrawler

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i know you guys are going to get(more)hate mail over this issue, but if it helps, I love reading everyone's posts about the foibles of our possible-VP-to-be. NEVER STOP!

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Admits to Masturbating.

www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php

Note the hypocricy of Republican evangelicals, they preach moralism, but are corrupted. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Admits to Masturbating. 44-year-old former beauty queen, Alaska Governor and newly announced vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin admitted in an unusually candid interview this afternoon that she has frequently masturbated during her term as governor.

“My husband is frequently out of town on business”, Ms Palin stated in reference to her husband, BP oil executive Todd Palin. “During those times I have found ample opportunity to explore the pleasures of my own body”.

Ms Palin stated that she sometimes feels conflicted between her insatiable desire to achieve orgasm and her Evangelical Christian beliefs. “I think God will forgive me for this one guilty pleasure”, she hoped.

Palin’s husband Todd claimed that he had no idea of his wife’s masturbatory habit. “She never told me she did that!” he exclaimed. “Had I known by the will of Jesus I would have forced her to stop!”

Ms`Palin claimed that she sometimes fantasizes about men of power such as Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, Israeli President Shimon Peres, Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao and female German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

“I don’t consider myself a lesbian or bisexual but that Merkel is HOT”, Palin declared.

Some sources believe that Palin came “out of the closet” with her masturbation habits to simply attract masturbating female voters.

“I just think we should be honest with the American People”, she said later.

Arizona Senator John McCain fully supports his running mates self-exploratory pleasures. “I did that myself once when I was in college”, McCain stated.

If she ever gets tired of masterbating , I will be more than happy to fill in the void.

Nice try.  You morons can't deal with issues, so you go nuts on Photoshop.

BTW, that same pic has been linked to Julia Louis Dreyfus.

Pathetic.

She's gorgeous and I wish she had nude pics out there for me to jerk off to. We'll finally have a hot V.P. in the White House. Thank God it's not her thighness Hillary.

Lets face it..When John and Sarah get into the White house there will be no need for the dawgs that Clinton brought in. No more Monica YEAAAA

A person who doesn't take care of her children to advance her career, does not deserve to run be elected.  Some 30 years ago, her daughter would not have been shown on national TV except as an example of shame for fornicating and producing a child out of wedlock.  But then, we would not have had a VP who feels "blessed" that his lesbian daughter became a mother (unless it was by immaculate conception?).  No wonder the Muslims want to bomb us.

That nudie is Julia Louise Dryfuss (spelling?) Sorry Boys.... :o)

Your kitchen counter hottie shot up there is a fake as well. Next time don't forget to adjust the flash shadow to match the hairline of the inserted head...

The steamy pictures are photoshops and other women.  Research it for two minutes.

what a joke.... only makes sense that a peckerhead lib/dem would pull a scam like this..  get a life you f _ _ _ _ _g losers.... Palin will be the best thing that ever happened to this country and it's just too bad your little ivy league wannabe got his gonads smashed last night...lmao

Wow, you Dems really ARE scared...

of a hockey mom...

She spends too much time slamming the dems, why not focus on the real issues that are affecting America!!  Like getting out of Iraq and finally killing that bastard that attacked the United States in the first place.  If we spent a quarter of the money in finding Osama Bin Laden we would have caught his sorry ass already.  Oh yeah there was nothing for Bush and Cheany to gain off of catching Osama.  They should be telling us how they plan on fixing our economy and restoring the world's faith back into the United States of America instead of how much experience either candidate has or doesn't have.  She has shown me nothing to cast my vote for her, the only thing she has shown me is that being pretty can get you anywhere!

The stilleto shot is a fake as well:

www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/.../article20065.ece

I would let her play the bone flute, I am sure that is why McCain appointed here.

Better fakes are here:

I'm Pullin' For Palin - The Unofficial Tribute To Our Future VPILF

http://www.pullinforpalin.com/

You idiots can't even spell masturbate!

OMG People...

I found Sarah Palin Nude Video at

sarahpalin-nude.blogspot.com

Enjoy!!! She pretty sexy!!!