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Pam Anderson Pregnant With Michael Jackson's Baby!

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson seem like an unlikely couple, don't they?  Stranger things have happened I guess....

Of course she's not really pregnant with his baby (at least I don't think so), but the fact that they are reportedly 'dating,' is just as ridiculous as the title of my post (that was my point).

However, an 'unnamed source,' (they rarely have names, these 'sources') told the Daily Mirror that Pammie and Michael have been having "secret dates."  They're apparently bonding over shared plastic surgery experiences.  (I'm trying hard not to DIE FROM LAUGHING)

The mystery source said, "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.  They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar."  Ooh, I love cloak and dagger stuff - it's uh, very, cloak and dagger.  Secret-y.

Jackson, as we all know, is a very private person and Anderson, as we all know, is not so much.  I'm thinking this may not last, you know, assuming they're really dating.  *Cough*

Apparently Pam is a huge fan of Michael's and perhaps he feels the same way about the buxom blonde.

More from the secret source, "They were very chatty.  Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding.  They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.

"They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids.  And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela."

Pammie flirted?  Really?  Oh wait, ya, she'd probably flirt with my lawn mower if given the chance.

And guess what?  The two have apparently had a second date - meeting for coffee where an eye witness said, they looked, "very comfortable with each other."

Yup, these two will be married and pregnant within 6 months.  (Insert eye roll here).

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