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John Mayer Says He'll Be a Great Father

Posted by Karl Erikson



John Mayer, 30-year-old scumbag rocker, doesn't want to talk badly about Jennifer Aniston. He tells The Connecticut Post that still just "a dude from Fairfield." Yeah, uh huh. Listen, dudes don't date Jennifer Aniston and make millions of dollars. Dudes write gossip columns.

But Mayer tells the Post that some day he does - contrary to all the recent stories - want to be married and have a family.

"I want to be in love and have someone love me," Mayer says. "I want a nice home. I'm going to have kids and I'm going to be the father who's standing behind the bus when my son or daughter leaves for the first day of kindergarten. And, oh yeah, the tour has to end on this date, whatever, because I have to be there for the first day of school."

"What I DON'T want is to have that family with Jennifer. Because, you know, I'm a moron."

OK, he didn't say that last bit. But you freaking know he was THINKING it.

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Comments

 

marynelle said:

Thank God Jennifer is out of your life.  She deserves much better.  I was going out to buy your CD and then you opened your mouth.  Hope your sales fall flat......You had the best and let it go, but I'm glad she's moving on.  You don't deserve to be her husband or father of her child....Not sure what she saw in you.

September 7, 2008 2:35 AM
 

Sassy Smith said:

Thank God Jennifer left - John Mayer is such a douche.

September 7, 2008 2:19 PM

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