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Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt The New Brangelina (Try Not To Laugh)

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (or Speidi if you wish) believe they are the next Brangelina.  I know that seems ridiculous but The Hills reality TV couple are planning to make babies and adopt.  Help us all.

Spencer recently told E! News that he wants to adopt and have biological kids of his own.  "I think I'd rather adopt than have kids.  There are so many kids that need homes."

He added, "I wanna do both.  We'll pull an Angelina and Brad and have a whole clan."

Heidi piped in, "We'd be so lucky to have a clan like that.  I used to want to be a missionary [in Africa].  That's something I've always really wanted to do.  Go to the U.N. for. World Hunger and really, you know, not just go there for a safari, but go there to actually help."

Hard to say when she'll actually "help," since she's busy making millions (reportedly made a whopping $3 mil last year), getting her boobs, lips and nose done.  That's a lot people!

Heidi turned the big 22 on September 15, and Spency took her on a picnic and they of course called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show to give us the juicy details (Lord knows I was holding my breath).

Montag said, "I got some amazing gifts and a cake that said, 'Happy Birthday, Princess Heidi!'"  She also mentioned that although there was no engagement ring presented to her on her special day, have no fear their engagement, "is definitely imminent." (Scary)

Spencer said that Heidi has been a nag about starting a family, "Heidi talks about lots of kids all the time.  She wakes up with these great dreams about five kids."

Heidi said, "I want, like, four.  Maybe I'll adopt 10.  I want to have my own orphanage like Mother Teresa."

But at this point, it'll be four-legged kids.  Pratt said, "I am fighting her everyday - [she wants] kittens and puppies."

Let's hope they keep it to the cats and dogs.  I doubt they'll come close to being the next Brangelina and certainly not even remotely close to Mother Teresa.  Oy!

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Comments

 

Maeby said:

poor cats and dogs =(

September 20, 2008 4:33 PM
 

Anh-Chi Nguyen said:

Wow is all I have to say!  As much as I enjoy following up on this young couple, they're going overboard.  They need to slow down and decide what's truly important instead of chasing after lofty dreams.  Kids are not pets or avenues to fame!!!

September 30, 2008 2:27 AM

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