So says Kelly Osbourne, after seeing the pair at a New York fashion show: "I was
directly across from them. I've never seen two people pretend to like
each other more in my life... They were holding hands, but it looked like Victoria was holding a sh*tty bit of toilet paper!"
Ah, fake celebrity mom friendships! Almost as good as fake celebrity romances. They'd almost be better than fake romances, except that they tend to be more transparent. Obviously, we'd never really believe that Posh and J-Lo are good friends who would totally have playdates if only J-Lo's babies weren't so much younger and also hermetically sealed in their cashmere wraps. Just like we don't really believe that Posh and Katie really hung out or that Madonna and Gwyneth swap recipes for microbiotic crispy squares when there aren't cameras around. But whatever. It's fun to watch.
Also? Kelly Osbourne? Am now a fan.
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