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Jennifer Aniston Stalking Her New Baby Daddy?

Posted by trix

 

We all know how desperate Jennifer Aniston is to get pregnant, but this may be taking it a little too far.

Is she trying to sneak up on her prey and take a picture so that she can do a little background research, and maybe have her publicist call his publicist.

This is what I think her personal ad would look like:

Woman seeking man

Wanted: an man who likes a take charge woman, must be willing to travel constantly and be at my beck and call. Must be needy, but able to hold his own against constant bombardment of paparazzi. Must be famous in his own right, but will not outshine my star. Must be willing to take the backseat to my girlfriend Courteney. Must be secure in our relationship enough to withstand the constant link between me and my ex, though we've been ex's for 3 almost 4 years now and he's obviously moved on with his life. Must be willing to constantly provide my ego with love, though I'm one of  most over-paid (compared to draw power)  actresses in Hollywood. Most importantly... Must want kids, immediately.

 

It would either be that or this.

Woman seeking man

Must be able to procreate, after that, I don't care what you do.

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Comments

 

justme said:

Jen is beautiful.  Anyone that looks like she does would never have to stalk a man to get anthing she wanted.  Personally I have always thought Brad and Jen looked better together than he and angelina (I know she's beautiful too) but she just doesn't look as good standing next to Brad as Jen does.  I'm glad she's not with John Mayer anymore.  He's cute and very talented but very immature.  He probably thought he was dating Rachel Green.  Jen is way out of his league.

October 3, 2008 1:36 PM

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