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Kirstie Alley Signals the Thetans

Posted by Karl Erikson



Aw, who's a pretty pretty mommy? Not Kirstie, that's for sure. Kirstie was dropping her daughter, Lillie, off at lunch in Hollywood yesterday. Then she spotted the paparazzi and gave them a super secret Scientology greeting. If I've got my Scientology down, it means "I'm the classiest washed up bitch on the planet." Clearly, Kirstie has found the inner peace that most of us meat puppets don't enjoy.

My, oh, my, Kirstie. That Jenny Craig shit is doing freaking wonders for you, isn't it?

Whatever happened to Hot Star Trek Kirstie? I want her back.

 

 

 

 

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Posted Sep 29 2008, 10:01 AM
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Comments

 

Crystalfrost Jones said:

Someday I hope you become famous and then have to deal with the scores of soulless know-nothing vampiric idiots like yourself, making cruel and stupid attacks on your religion and your career and your physical appearance. (But then again, I know you will never be famous, because you just don't have what it takes.)

I'd bet money that the author of this childish invective isn't much to look at, either, and shallow editorials like this demonstrate that he's a very, very ugly little man *inside*.

Grow up, be a real man and stop ridiculing female celebrities about their weight.

Gossip columnists and paparazzi are sociopathic scum, and deserve far worse than just having the bird flipped at them.

September 29, 2008 11:45 AM
 

Karl Erikson said:

Kirstie, is that you?

September 29, 2008 12:25 PM
 

Brett Singer said:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

She's my favorite Psychoscientologist.

September 29, 2008 12:55 PM
 

bean said:

She was so cute when she was on Cheers.

So Crystalfrost Jones, if all gossip columnists are scum, why do you read them?

September 29, 2008 2:02 PM
 

Maeby said:

= / i think she looks cute

October 1, 2008 10:44 AM

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Karl Erikson is a writer living in central Florida. Divorced smartass father of twin daughters, he has way too much snark and time on his hands.

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