Steve Jobs is the man behind Apple and Pixar and the largest shareholder of Disney stock. He has four children. One might say he's doing okay. Others might say he had a heart attack. It depends on who you talk to.
On Friday word started spreading that Jobs, who has lost weight recently due to undisclosed nutritional problems, had suffered a heart attack and Apple stock went below $100 per share for the first time since the introduction of the iPhone.
Apple has stated that the claim is "not true" and maintains that the health of Jobs is a private matter.
The SEC is investigating the source of the rumor.
I hope they're looking in boxes of free pizza for chubby guys in tweed.
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