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Jennifer Lopez Explains Whoring Out Her Children

Posted by Karl Erikson



Lots of celebrity superparents are selling photos of their kids these days. It has nothing to do with prostituting your children, honestly. I mean, that's not legal, even in Amsterdam. Not until the kids are 16, anyway. No, selling photos of your children is perfectly legal and a great way to make money. Because, you know, celebrities like Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Lopez are incredibly poor.

JLo says that she decided to accept People Magazine's offer to put her kids on the cover because she wanted to "set them up" in life. "I think one of the reasons that the price went so high," says Jennifer, "is that we didn’t want to do it for so long. We weren’t into it. I was like, ‘No, I don’t really want to. No. No way.’ But then it got to the point that you go, ‘Well, now you’re being stupid with these offers’. I thought I can set them up. I can put this away just for them. We gave a little bit (away to charity) and I saved the rest for them."

Yeah, without all those millions that JLo and her hubbie took from People, Max and Emme would be penniless for the rest of their lives. This way Max and Emme will never again have to work for a living, just like Mommy and Daddy. Hell, why even go to school? They can just sit home all their lives, watching The Wiggles and playing World of Warcraft.

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Comments

 

chyna823 said:

I think that being "set up for life" is the reason why so many celebrities' kids are such screwups. It's not good for a person to know that you never have to work for anything, ever.

October 10, 2008 3:35 PM
 

Nicci Perez said:

I think the comment that Emme & Max will  "never have to work again like mommy and daddy." is plain ignorant to say. You think JLo and Marc Anthony didn't work hard to get where they're at? Who's to say what will happen in the future. There's no guarantee those babys are guaranteed lots of money & will never have to work. I've come to the realization how fast life can be compromised. You never know what can happen in the future. Putting that money away for their kids is smart and responsible. Wouldn't you want the best for your children. The paparatzi is going to chase them anyways. Why not make things easier. Besides it does increase sales for the magazine. People want to read about it. Whoever wrote that is just upset there not as well off. Go work harder. They even gave money to charity. How much  has the person that wrote that given lately. Quit wining, if you want to be rich, find a way or become interesting enough to the public like they are.

October 21, 2008 10:25 PM

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Karl Erikson is a writer living in central Florida. Divorced smartass father of twin daughters, he has way too much snark and time on his hands.

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