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Playboy: Hef's New Girlfriends (They're 19)!

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

It's official - Hugh Hefner and his longtime love, Holly Madison have split!  Why?  She wanted to be exclusive with him, get married and have babies.  Unfortunately, Hef is all spermed out (the dude is like 123), so it's not surprising that he can't father kids at this point.  However, the Playboy founder is moving on - he's got himself two new girlfriends - twins, Kristina and Karissa Shannon.

More pics after the jump!

Hef said of his breakup: "If she [Holly] says it's over, it's over.  But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her."

But things started going downhill a few months ago when the couple learned that Hef was no longer able to father children.

"With my sperm count, it's not possible.  I was willing but it was not possible... She'd like to be married and have children, but it's not in the cards here for me."

Don't feel bad for Hugh though, he's got those teenage (I'm trying not to throw-up) girls that he's eyeballing (or worse) - Kristina and Karissa.

Hef said, "They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstances, they probably will become my girlfriends."  And that's not all, oh no.  There's another 'Hef girlfriend hopeful,' waiting in the wings.  Amy Leigh Andrews, who is a college senior from Georgia, and she wants to be in the magazine too.

Gramps said, "She was testing here this past weekend, and she said she'd like to be a girlfriend, too.

"I'm dancing as fast as I can," said Hugh.

And so, Holly's gone, and where does that leave Hef's other current girlfriends, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt?  They're still at the mansion but Kendra will be leaving and Hugh said, "the relationship with Kendra will be ending when she moves out, probably by the end of this year."

So that's it, no more kids for Hefner - well none that he's fathering.  Gross.  I would be so upset if my 19-year-old daughter was dating (and sleeping with) an 82-year-old man...eww.

I wonder if these young, sexy, big-boobed chicks would be so hot for Hef if he were a janitor at the local Walmart?  I think you can answer that.

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Comments

 

Sick said:

I may throw up.

October 9, 2008 2:35 PM
 

Rachel said:

Holly Rocks She Really Did Love Hef The Twin Are After da money

October 10, 2008 1:41 PM
 

gbaby said:

i like holly too, she seemed real which is unbeleievably ironic

October 10, 2008 7:52 PM
 

maeby said:

i like holly, she has nice curves.

October 11, 2008 11:25 AM
 

KORI said:

THE NEW TWINS R UGLY AND DISGUSTING I THOUGHT U HAD TO BE PRETTY TO MAKE IT TO PLAYBOY I GUESSES WRONG

October 11, 2008 9:53 PM
 

lily said:

I believe Holly was the only real girl in Hef's life. Those new girlfriends are a dime a dozen. Fake and mediocre.

October 12, 2008 1:43 PM
 

Crystal said:

Yeah Holly really did love him, but i understand why she did what she did...she wants to able to experince mother hood... which i dont blame her.

October 12, 2008 7:45 PM
 

she wants to experience motherhood orrrrr.... said:

she wants to have a baby with a millionaire who's fortune will contintue to grow even after his death... can anyone say, cashcow??

October 13, 2008 11:20 AM
 

Ivy said:

Holly did NOT love Hefner.  She wanted babies with him so she would definitely make bank FOR SURE off of him.

October 13, 2008 7:22 PM
 

Megan said:

Maybe Hef and Holly could adopt the twins...

October 21, 2008 2:40 PM
 

CATHERINE said:

THATS SUCH BULLSHIT, HOLLY WAS TOO GOOD FOR HIM, HES NASTY SICK ASSHOLE AND SHOULD GO BACK TO HOLLY AND OFFER TO MARRY HER, THIS IS SO RIDIC!!!!!

October 27, 2008 8:35 PM
 

Polly said:

Holly and the girls are LOSERSs and look like hookers cheap !! They did not make the Girls Next Door HEF did

They got booted love it

October 28, 2008 3:08 PM
 

elisa said:

two sisters sharing a man. shows you how much class is at the playboy mansion.

November 8, 2008 8:02 PM

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