So someone supposedly came up with Sarah Palin's 12th grade report card. It's too good to be true. I'm sure it's a fake, but we're nothing if not thorough. The alleged report card includes her SAT scores which, for those of our readers outside the States, stand for Scholastic Aptitude Test.
The SATs are meant to gauge students on their readiness for college and the scores are very important. They can make or break acceptance to the school of your choice.
The test is about 4 hours long and is meant to measure students in math, reading, and writing skills. Top score is 1600 and Sarah Palin shows an amazing score of 841. This card shows a 425 in verbal and a 416 in math. It also shows her various grades in different subjects.
Sarah scored a B in English, D in Foreign Language, B in Biology, C in Physical Sciences, C in Social Studies, and a C in Math. In essence, not good.
According to Wikipedia, the average SAT score for 1982 was 997 total.
The whole thing stinks, if you ask me. First of all, it LOOKS fake. The lettering is all too perfect. Some of the text isn't even all the way across. Back then, this shit was physically typed out on typewriters. There should be visible imperfections in letters. The spacing between the letters is all too perfect...like it was done on a computer.
Not that the grades/scores would be all that surprising, mind you. After Sarah's ABC and CBS interviews? It seems more surprising that she graduated high school, let alone college.
But my money is going toward this being a fake document.
What do you think?
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