Oh, rich people, you're so funny. Guess what celebrity with too much time and money, not to mention vanity, has been rubbing birdcrap into her pores.
It's Posh! Victoria Beckham really wants clear skin. According to a source she has taken to getting facials that contain powdered nightingale droppings.
Says the source, "She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home, too."
And you thought egg on your face was bad.
Next time I hear a nightingale sing out in the square I'm grabbing a glove and a bag. I'm going to be rich!!
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