So. The election is over, and that means Governor Sarah Palin might have a bit more free time on her hands. Plus, two of her kids are of adult age now, so that only leaves 3 little ones to chase after, and that wouldn't be quite as hectic as chasing five kids around. And what could she do with that free time? Well, Bill Fisher, a.k.a. porn director Cezar Capone has offered Palin $3 million to star in one of his films. I'm thinking Sarah's a bit too classy for that...but gee, I'm sure she thanks you for the offer.
Fisher spoke to the The Sun last week to announce that he had raised his initial offer of $2 million plus $100,000 and a free snow mobile for her husband Todd (oh that'll cinch the deal!), to three million bucks and a lifetime supply of Alaskan king crab.
The director was asked how high he would take his offer and although he's near his limit, he said he might be able to "find a little wiggle room."
And this dude apparently thinks he has a real chance to convince Palin to do the film.
"I'm not sure how fluid she is financially, but it's not unheard of for an ex-governor to change professions for a big pay day. Everybody's got a price, you know? Three million dollars is a lot of money. Heck, my price is a lot lower than that.
"After this it may have to go to a co-production with my company and another company," said Fisher. "We've talked to another couple of companies already and they would definitely be interested, so who knows where the offer could go?"
Fisher called Palin a "beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world - the most desirable woman over 40."
He's also willing to the money in escrow to prove to Sarah just how serious he is about this porn movie. He believes it's all about the art.
"I know it's a little out of her comfort zone, but that's why we offered something for her husband too. Heck, I don't mind if we just give them a camera and they can shoot it themselves. That'll work for me just fine. She can help me with the design." I bet she'll get right on that.
Fisher actually sent an offer to her, for realz - to her administration office in Juneau, Alaska on Nov. 6. He's not heard back. Ya think?
He added, "I don't know if her people have told her about it. It would be nice for them to acknowledge it, even if it's a point blank refusal. That would be the decent thing, and then the story would die instead of rolling on for the next month."
This isn't the first "celeb" Fisher has made the offer to. He does so all the time.
"From time to time we make offers to celebrities. Sometimes they make offers to us. Definitely things happen that way, they bring tapes to us and make deals, 'I don't want anything to do with it, we'll say it was stolen' - no names, but the sex tape business is definitely big. Every year there's a new run, and most 'stolen' tapes are done on purpose."
"If Sarah would prefer that option, I'm sure we can work something out," he adds.
I'm thinking it's going to be a big fat NO.
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