Seriously, that's what this post should be about, but since she's only 18 13 we'll have to talk about her and her mom Kim going to the premiere of the tween vampire flick Twilight that all the kids are talking about.
Yes, KIDS. That outfit is ridiculous and so is Ireland's.
Ireland is the daughter of Kim Basinger (left) and Alec Baldwin. You may remember her from such hits as the Alec Baldwin voicemail rant.
I'm sure Alec will be thrilled to see this photo.
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