I'm not sure if that headline even makes sense, but it sure sounds good. The story is that Heather Mills, she of the $35 million divorce settlement, is being sued by a former nanny who was hired to take care of her daughter Beatrice. Sara Trumble is claiming that the former Mrs. Paul McCartney required her to blow-dry Mills' hair, work unreasonable hours, and spray-tan a naked Mills. I'm sure the question on everyone's lips is: Does little Beatrice know that mommy's tan is fake?
According to Mills' spokesperson, "Heather is devastated that Sara, who Heather considered a part of her family, should choose to level these accusations at her. This claim will be vigorously defended."
I'm not sure what planet this Sara is from, but doesn't she realize
that spray-tanning your naked employer is in the job description of
most companies? At least that's what I was told when I was applying
for my last job and the guy who was interviewing me stripped down and
handed me a can of Coppertone Bronzer.
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