Seriously, Heidi? Whaddup?
You're one of the most gorgeous women out there, and a source of inspiration to women who insist that motherhood need not lead to asexual frumpery. And you were SO CLOSE to being a total win in the Damn Hot Mama department last night.
But then you put on those shoes - too small, plastic-looking and entirely inappropriate (stripper sandals? really?) for your outfit - and we're all, you know, disappointed. It's almost like you decided to wear Crocs or something. (Stripper Crocs, but still.)
(The dress is cute. The flower? Kinda weird, but nothing compared to those shoes.)
Do better next time, Heidi. We're counting on you.
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