Oh Madonna. We get it, we really do. You're 50 and you're fabulous. You're fit and have zero body fat. You've given birth twice, but your body doesn't seem any worse for the wear. But seriously, can you please put some clothes on now?
More pics after the jump!
These are some of the photo outtakes from Madge's shoot for her Hard Candy album cover. These pics didn't make it. Why not?
Perhaps, because she's wearing a giant medical wrap around her chest? Not enough vajayjay showing? Too much vajayjay showing? The beige-old-lady-tummy-firmer-underwear-thingie is hideous?
Maybe Lourdes put the kibosh on them - "Mother, please. My friends will be seeing these - you have to use a photo that doesn't show off your uterus." I can just hear it now.
Although the photo that was ultimately used wasn't much better but at least the crotch shot wasn't too offensive. Thank goodness for Lourdes!
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