Brad Pitt was recently asked if he's ever Googled himself. He replied, "Dear God. No. Never." Who's he trying to fool? Everyone knows all guys Google themselves - when their wives aren't home, when they're in the shower, when they're flipping through the Victoria's Secret catalog.
Is Brad trying to project some sort of goody-two-shoes image now that he's a dad and he and Angelina Jolie have a houseful of kids? Maybe he's thinking Pax, Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh or the twins might have accidentally caught a glimpse of him furiously Googling himself one day while he was sitting in front of the computer - -
Oh, wait - he said GOOGLE? I thought he said something else.
Never mind.
