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Kenny Chesney Prefers a Bullet to the Head to Having Kids

Posted by sweatpantsmom

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Kenny Chesney's still trying to refute those gay rumors that have dogged him ever since his four-month marriage to Renee Zellweger ended in annulment, citing "fraud" as the reason. Now he's saying he's just not the settling-down type, telling Playboy, “I have friends who have a normal family, kids and a dog, and I think I would blow my brains out." 

Wow, Kenny -  having a family really isn't that bad, but if that's the way you feel better keep your sperm to yourself.  Would hate for you to dirty up that hat of yours with a bunch of grey matter.

Then, to further prove what a manly, woman-loving, heterosexual stud muffin he is, Chesney talks about the "long line of girls" that he has had sex with who could "testify that I am not gay."

“Man, I was over 100 several years ago...that was probably back in 2001...There were years when I had a better summer than A-Rod, buddy. You know? I got on the boards quite often. From 1993 to 1998 — those five years were a blur. We would party on the bus after every show.”

Somebody give me that gun.

 

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Comments

 

Zippy said:

He's barechested under a leather vest, has on a stupid shell necklace that is only marginally cool when you're 15, and a thin silver bracelet, but he wants us to believe he's not gay.  Okay.

Also?  Nobody who really has that much sex feels the need to tell people about it; they're too busy actually DOING it.

February 16, 2009 6:34 PM
 

milipan said:

Yeah, I think that 'fraud' being the reason he and Renee Zellweger divorced is a red flag too.

February 16, 2009 7:16 PM
 

Kenny Chesney Concert Discount Coupon said:

hey i love ur songs i went to ur concert in houston the poets and pirates it was the best concert i had ever been to i hope u come down here again to see us i reallyn want to go to ur next concert that is down here doesnt every one agree with me he is the best singer there is for the male singers.:)

March 10, 2009 2:49 AM
 

kenny said:

the my grandma & grandpa house at number 816-452-1077

LOVE YOU :)

March 13, 2009 6:07 PM

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