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Will Jesus Cure What Ails Madonna?

Posted by trix

 

Oh Madonna, why are you so sad? Do you really need some 22 year old boy to make you feel better about yourself?

Every one has speculated on the nature of their relationship, is he her boy toy, are they just friends?

Jesus' mother feels that Madonna kidnapped her son, that she snatched him away to her love nest and is controlling his every move. She must believe the Brazilian media, because they reported the Madonna's PR people confiscated his cellphone. That fear was exacerbated by the fact that he left the family a text message saying he wouldn't be home for the holidays.

His grandmother is upset as well, as well she should be, Madonna is a year older than she is. I bet she's not robbing the cradle with some 22 year old model.

p.s. Before you get all bent out of shape, I would say the same thing about a 51 year old guy hooking up with some 22 year old girlie. 

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Comments

 

Kim said:

So, this 22 year old's grandma is 49? 'Cause that's only 27 years older than him. Both she, and his mother would have had to have been, like, 13 when they gave birth. Sick! Not that that shit doesn't happen all the time, but can we say Brazilian trash? Maybe Madonna better do some research into the type of people she's messing with.

February 17, 2009 12:27 AM

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