Get out the good champagne - Anne Heche is officially divorced from Coley Laffoon. Let's hope this ends the crazy ordeal that at one time involved a stolen ottomon, various porny things and worst of all - inferior sandwich making. Personally I'm bummed the whole thing is settled - without their fights to entertain me I'll have to go back to watching the neighbor couple fight over the unbroken lawn chair.
Both parties agreed to spousal support based on a settlement and Heche - who announced she and actor James Tupper were expecting their first child together in December - will share custody with Laffoon of their 6-year-old son, Homer.
It's hard to say who Homer would be better off with. Maybe Octomom's got room for one more.
Heche must pay Laffoon $3,700 a month in child support, and also give her ex a lump sum of $515,000, more than enought to keep him in porn, ottomons and hoagies for the next few years.
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