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Let Me Break Down the Candy Spelling / Tori Spelling Feud For You

Posted by sweatpantsmom

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This may sadden you, but it appears Tori Spelling and her mom Candy are not speaking.  Candy is selling the $150 million, 56,000-square-foot mansion where she's lived since 1991 and in a passive-aggressive interview she blames the whole thing on daughter Tori. Oh snap.

Candy tells People magazine that she never would have put Spelling Manor on the market if she thought it might ever be visited by estranged daughter Tori, her husband Dean and their two children Liam and Stella.  Let me read between the lines of that interview for you.

"I don't see Tori and Dean anymore. I used to see Liam, but no longer. And I've never met Stella."  Translation:  That betch Tori and her spineless husband are keeping my grandchildren from me.

"I've tried to talk to her, but that doesn't work. She may not even know why she's angry."  Translation: Tori won't talk to me because she thinks I cheated on her father.  But I didn't, you know.

"If I had any hope that I would have a relationship with my grandchildren I would never sell this house. I've fantasized for years about a wonderful playhouse on the grounds for children."  Translation: I'll be homeless, and then you'll all be sorry.

"Someday my grandchildren will know who I am because of the trust funds I've set up, but I would like to be part of their lives now."  Translation: Tori and Dean are just after my money, those money-grubbing ingrates. 

Hope this helps you understand the Candy Spelling / Tori Spelling feud.  Join me next time when I de-construct the rift between the Olson twins and their lunch.

 

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Comments

 

ke said:

i think tori is angry at her mum for helping giving her a boatrace like a horse shaped joker face!

i guess tori can be a little happy that someone would have kids with her.

April 2, 2009 7:24 PM

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