I know what you're thinking - we've heard "Angelina Jolie is pregnant" at least 47 times so far this year, but honestly, if her doctor (her doctor, come on, must be true!) is warning her to take it easy on her movie set, then surely it's true?
When would a mother of six young children - two still in diapers and not even walking yet - who is working 15 hour days on a movie set, have time to get pregnant? Maybe Brad makes a quick 'Pitt' stop at her job (see what I did there)? I don't know - but according to Star magazine, they have proof that the Salt actress is with child.
What is their proof? They said Angie is "glowing" and "showing!" Come on now, you don't "glow" or "show" unless you're knocked up! Seriously, look at these photos I recently wrote about - there's a bump there, right? That is not a food baby!
But, the best part, the part I was mentioning ealier - her doctor has warned her to take it easy. Uh, doctors don't lie. Unless they're fake doctors who don't exist but for the sole purpose of a "story," but I digress...
"Her doctors have warned her about overdoing it too early in the pregnancy," said an insider. Yes, it's the same insider that refuses to be named, darn-it!
But listen, there's more - oh you thought I was done? No. Angie has started wearing... wait for it... loose-fitting clothes, just like she did when she was pregnant with her twins, Knox and Vivienne. So, what you ask? Well - trained celebrity pregnancy experts were able to discern the baby bump.
Omigosh! Trained celebrity pregnancy experts? Has to be true, I mean, if they're trained and all.
And of course, there's Angelina's own words, recently spoken, "After Salt I'll take most of the year off. I'm not as ambitious as I used to be - my family is my priority." Screams: I'M PREGNANT! I'M PREGNANT! I'M PREGNANT! Ha, and you thought I couldn't read between the lines.
Jolie's reps have denied the pregnancy reports, but we all know that they get paid to deny, at the very least, like three time - then the big announcement will come.
Exciting, isn't it?!
What, are you accusing me of not taking my medication?
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