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Confirmed: Bruno's Assault On Eminem Was Staged!

Posted by Josh loposer

Bruno and Eminem

In case you hadn't figured it out by now, Sacha Cohen will not be charged with aggravated assault for his "accidental" teabagging of Eminem at Sunday's MTV Movie Awards - it was all staged and rehearsed.

Comedy writer Scott Auckerman of Mr. Show with Bob and David fame has come clean so that the rest of humanity can now go about the rest of their lives. From his blog:

"Yes, the Bruno/Eminem incident was staged. That’s all anyone wants to talk about, so let’s get it out of the way.  They rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show then.  Okay, you can stop reading this blog now!" 

Keep in mind, those last words were his, not mine. 

So, to answer the question, what did Cohen's daughter Olive think about all this, I have to wonder. Is it better to explain to your 20 month-old daughter: daddy accidentally teabagged Mr. Eminem, OR daddy stuck his butt in that man's face on purpose because it's funny?

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Posted Jun 02 2009, 03:35 PM
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Comments

 

Tom said:

Eminem liked it.

June 8, 2009 7:42 AM
 

crown said:

eminem should beat the shit out of him..

June 15, 2009 8:41 AM
 

majorbandaged said:

FUCK EMINEM/

HIM AND HIS DAUGHTER,

SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING I SHAT INTO THE TOILET/

WHILE HE WAS AT THE OTHER END OF THE SEWER DRAIN/

WITH OPEN ARMS AS SHE FLEW OUT THE WATER,

SHE LOOKS LIKE A BOY WITH HER HAIR SO SHORT,

I FOUND HIS RHYMES BITCH/

AT THE AIR PORT..PORT,

AND HE’LL NEVER GET THIS BACK,

BETTER BE CAREFUL/

NOWADAYS PLANS JUST FALL OUT THE SKY/

SO YOU’D BETTER HAVE YOUR RIPPACK BACK,

I’VE GOT THE INFO/

I KNOW WHY EMINEM TARGETS CHRISTINA AGUILERA AND BRITNEY SPEARS,

BECAUSE BEFORE HE WAS A RAP STAR/

HE WROTE THEM CRYING LIKE I CAN’T LIVE W/OUT U/

AND BOTH OF THEM HOT CHICKS CRINKLED IT UP /

LAUGHING LIKE WHO CARES!,

EMINEM IS SUCH A FAG,

HE WANTED THAT DUDE TO PUT HIS BARE ASS,

IN HIS FACE,

IT WAS STAGED,…

U AINT A BISEXUAL YOU’RE JUST A FAGGET!

GOT A PRAABLEM W/ WHAT I SAID?…..

BAG IT!,

MALE BARE ASS IN ANOTHER MAN’S FACE..

NOW THATS GAYS!,

THAT’S THE DEFINITON OF GAYS,!..

HOMOPHOBE IN THE HOUSE PAAACE!

THE 1 AND ONLY.

AKA MAJOR BANDAGED.PAACE

774-274-4791

http:/myspace.com/therealrustyknives

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June 18, 2009 9:48 AM

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