I have no idea who this woman is, but I feel that anyone who dresses up like a reject from the cast of 'Wicked' deserves at least a Google search.
My investigation turned up both a 'Katie (Jordan) Price, 29-year-old British glamour model, television personality, magazine columnist'' and 'Katie (KittyKat) Price, 16-year-old Ohio Wal-Mart clerk and BFF to Lisa (Teenie) Lewbowski.' While the latter sounded infinitely more interesting, I found out this about the Brit:
The current news on Jordan Price is that she is expecting her third child with British pop singer-songwriter and television personality Peter André. I didn't know who he was, either, but I did find out that André was signed to his first recording contract after an executive saw him do an impression of Bobby Brown. Funny, it doesn't say whether he was doing Brown singing or smoking crack.
As for Katie Price, she had this to say about recently finding out that her and André are expecting a baby girl:
“For me the best bit is still to come - seeing her vagina. When she’s
born, I’ll be like, ‘Show me her bits.’ Because that will prove it to
me. At the moment I’m only used to willies.”
And to think that only thirty minutes ago I had no idea who Katie Price was. Damn you, Google.
[photo: hollyscoop.com]
