Should these two even be allowed to mate? Or would the resulting offspring be so perfect as to not be viewable by the naked eye? Halle Berry and her model-restaurateur boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, are rumored to be expecting a child together. Not surprisingly, three modeling agencies are already fighting over who gets to sign the fetus.
The rumors started when Halle was recently spotted buying infant clothes as well as requesting jeans three sizes too large for her. Of course, amongst us mortals those same two things would be called "buying baby gifts after having lunch at In-N-Out."
If the baby talk is true it'll be nice to see Berry, who disclosed details about a suicide attempt in an interview earlier this year, have some happy news in her life. The X-Men star had a turbulent marriage and bitter breakup with musician Eric Benét a few years ago and also an earlier failed marriage with baseball player David Justice. Hmmm...baseball player, musician, model - Berry sure picks some serious real estate to hook up with. Uh, Halle - if this thing with Gabriel doesn't work out, and I hope it will - you might want to consider dating an accountant.
[source: Life&Style Weekly, print edition 06.18; photo: justjared]
