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• Breast Is Best - So Says Charlotte Church

  Charlotte Church is on a mission - the 22-year-old who gave birth to daugther Ruby nearly 8 months ago - wants new, young moms to know that although breastfeeding can come with some difficult challenges, "breast is best." Read More... Posted May 14 2008, 12:39 PM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity parents, celebrity moms, reality TV, Singer, breastfeeding, Celebrity Families, Gavin Henson, UK, opera, ok! magazine, charlotte church, boobs, new baby, the stars are nothing like us, ok magazine, baby on blog, ruby megan, actress, pop music, gospel, google, sassy smith, new moms, boxxet, breast is best, breastfeeding is best, immune system, healthy choices, bottle fed babies, breast infection

• Matthew McConaughey Is Not Naked But Why

  Matthew McConaughey and his pregnant girlfriend Camila Alves went to a Dodger game on Sunday and the actor was inexplicably wearing a shirt.  What could be the reason?  Here's some possibilities... Read More... Posted May 13 2008, 06:05 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Hollywood, Pregnant celebrities, models, Pregnant, Lance Armstrong, sports, Celebrity Families, dodgers, celebrity couples, baby bump, celebrity pregnancies, baseball, tattoos, MLB, bump watch, sweatpantsmom, nipples, actors, matthew mcconaughey, bling, major league baseball, google, camila alves, nachos, los angeles dodgers, dodger dog, dodger stadium, chest hair, Delwyn Young, All You Can Eat Pavilion, Takashi Saito, Larry Bowa, Rafael Furcal, Joe Torre, Ned Colletti, Tommy Lasorda, Chavez Ravine, Frank Mccourt, Dodger Dogs

• I See London, I See France, I See Gwyneth's Underpants

  You can see them, too, if you want. You just need to buy the latest issue of GQ, which features Gwynnie on the cover, rocking the bedsheets like so many publicity-hungry celebrities before her. But don't you dare question the status of underpants in her everyday life. She's a mom, you know. She doesn't want anything to do with any of that knicker-free business that seems to have caught on with the Britneys and Parises of the world: Read More... Posted May 12 2008, 02:30 PM by HerBadMother with | with no comments Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, celebrity mom, celebrity moms, gwyneth paltrow, premiere, Celebrity Families, us weekly, chris martin, paltrow, Apple Martin, hospital, Miley Cyrus, moses martin, shoes, magazine covers, the stars are nothing like us, MILF, underwear, magazine, PPD, iron man, google, gwyneth paltrow at mount sinai, GQ, post partum depression, massage, gwyneth paltrow PPD, stripper shoes, robert downey jr, bad shoes, hot tranny mess, iron man premiere, gq uk, gwyneth paltrow gets sexy with gq, gwyneth paltrow topless, sheets, gq magazine, gq cover, sexy mother, half-naked celebrities, topless celebrities, pin-ups, gwyneth paltrow gq

• I Spy With My Little Eye A Big Baby Bump

  Who's the celebumom-to-be sporting a very big baby belly now?  She's ready to pop! Read More... Posted May 10 2008, 03:09 PM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: TV, Tori Spelling, celebrities, Gwen Stefani, television, twins, celebrity moms, pregnancy, celebrity dads, Angelina Jolie, celebrity gossip, Melissa Joan Hart, Dean McDermott, Celebrity Families, Liam, celebrity couples, C-section, Oxygen Network, Pam Anderson, candy spelling, MILF, charlie shanian, Beverly Hills 90210, aaron spelling, so notorious, joan crawford, google, stars are nothing like us, celebrity bump watch, sassy smith, minnie driver, lisa marie presley, stori telling, revenge, Tori & Dean: Inn Love, 90210 spin-off, beverly hills 90210 spin-off, it's a girl for tori, tori cheated, tori spelling in a bikini, blonde chick

• I've Almost Forgiven Ethan Hawke

  Here's some pictures of Ethan Hawke dropping his kids Levon and Maya off at their mom Uma Thurman's house.  Ethan looks pretty hot, even though I still think it's creepy that he left Uma to bang the nanny...   Read More... Posted May 10 2008, 12:05 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity kids, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, celebrity gossip, Hollywood, will smith, Paparazzi, movies, Celebrity Families, nannies, Uma Thurman, celebrity breakups, celebrity nannies, sweatpantsmom, infidelity, ethan hawke, hancock, stalker, ryan shawhughes, kill bill, celebrity stalkers, maya hawke, uma thurman stalker, my super ex girlfriend, Eloise in paris, levon hawke, sleeping with the nanny, stalking law

• From The WTF Files: Dina Lohan Coaches Miley's Mom On How To Be A Good Parent

  Dina and Meal Ticket Number Two Ali Lohan    I thought it was a joke when I heard that Dina Lohan had been nominated for some sort of Mom Of The Year award, or that maybe that 'Mom' in that case was a misspelling of or code for 'Pimp,' but apparently not. Dina did, in fact, win an award for being one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island by the "Mingling Moms of Long Island." But the joke doesn't end there. Dina, high on the approval of some subset of the population on Long Island, has begun dishing parenting advice. The first mom that she's helping? Tish Cyrus. Read More... Posted May 10 2008, 11:30 AM by HerBadMother with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, gossip, Dina Lohan, divorce, celebrity kids, celebrity moms, reality TV, Michael Lohan, Hollywood, Celebrity, Celebrity Families, jlo, jennifer lopez, topless, J-Lo, Miley Cyrus, Beverly Hills, Vegas, the stars are nothing like us, celebrity children, sweatpantsmom, celebrity trainwrecks, celebutards, the stars are not just like us, ali lohan, linlo, Samantha Ronson, stripper pole, google, long island, e online, tish cyrus, worst parents award, lindsay lohan nude, carrot top, worst parents, linlo nude, living lohan sneak preview, living lohan sneak peek, ali lohan reality show, living lohan, mingling moms, e! Channel, mother of the year, celebrity mom of the year

• JLo Voted "Celebrity Mom of the Year!"

  Jennifer Lopez, 38, was recently named Celebrity Mom of the Year by New York's Mingling Moms org.  The same organization that gave Dina Lohan a simialar title to.  Not sure if I'd call that a compliment.  Anyway, why was JLo chosen? Read More... Posted May 09 2008, 07:37 AM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, gossip, Dina Lohan, divorce, celebrity kids, celebrity moms, reality TV, Michael Lohan, Hollywood, Celebrity, Celebrity Families, marc anthony, jennifer lopez, Beverly Hills, Vegas, the stars are nothing like us, celebrity children, celebrity trainwrecks, celebutards, the stars are not just like us, ali lohan, linlo, Samantha Ronson, stripper pole, google, long island, e online, sassy smith, max and emme, worst parents award, lindsay lohan nude, carrot top, worst parents, linlo nude, living lohan sneak preview, living lohan sneak peek, ali lohan reality show, living lohan, mingling moms, e! Channel, mother of the year, exploitive, top 20 celebrity moms

• Liv Tyler and Husband Royston Langdon Split

  Liv Tyler and her husband of five years, rocker Royston Langdon have separated...   Read More... Posted May 09 2008, 06:45 AM by sweatpantsmom with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, celebrity divorce, Music, Liv Tyler, Aerosmith, Milo Langdon, Steven Tyler, Celebrity Families, celebrity couples, Royston Langdon, lord of the rings, celebrity breakups, sweatpantsmom, actress, rocker, met costume institute gala, Arckid, liv tyler and hubby split

• Joely Richardson Wants To Adopt

  She may play the needy, two-timing Julia McNamara on the FX series Nip/Tuck, but in real life Joely Richardson is all heart.  Richardson is considering adopting a child from Malawi after a recent visit to the impoverished African nation to help raise awareness of their lack of water...   Read More... Posted May 08 2008, 12:05 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with no comments Filed under: TV, adoption, television, celebrity kids, Madonna, celebrity moms, celebrity gossip, Hollywood, Celebrity adoption, Celebrity Families, Malawi, sweatpantsmom, international adoption, nip/tuck, julian mcmahon, african adoption, vanessa redgrave, Joely richardson, fx networks

• Gwyneth Gets Sensible

  Okay: aaaaahhhhhh. My feet are finally unclenching from all of the trauma of looking at pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow's insane, gravity-defying, bunion-breeding footwear last week. These shoes, the ones that she's wearing in the photo above, are little more reasonable Read More... Posted May 07 2008, 01:47 PM by HerBadMother with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity mom, gwyneth paltrow, premiere, Celebrity Families, us weekly, chris martin, paltrow, Apple Martin, hospital, moses martin, shoes, MILF, PPD, iron man, gwyneth paltrow at mount sinai, post partum depression, massage, gwyneth paltrow PPD, stripper shoes, robert downey jr, bad shoes, hot tranny mess, iron man premiere

• Dina Lohan: Mother of the Year?

  My first thought when I saw this: Was she up against a woman who drowned puppies?  How could Lohan, who parties with her alcoholic daughter and is pimping out her other kid in a reality show actually be chosen mother of the year?  Were the votes tallied in Florida?...   Read More... Posted May 05 2008, 06:35 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, gossip, Dina Lohan, divorce, celebrity kids, celebrity moms, reality TV, Michael Lohan, Hollywood, Celebrity, Celebrity Families, Beverly Hills, Vegas, the stars are nothing like us, celebrity children, sweatpantsmom, celebrity trainwrecks, celebutards, the stars are not just like us, ali lohan, linlo, Samantha Ronson, stripper pole, google, long island, e online, worst parents award, lindsay lohan nude, carrot top, worst parents, linlo nude, living lohan sneak preview, living lohan sneak peek, ali lohan reality show, living lohan, mingling moms, e! Channel, mother of the year

• MILF? Two Women Fight Over Rosie O'Donnell

  Is Rosie O'Donnell the  object of desire of two women?...   Read More... Posted May 02 2008, 12:15 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with no comments Filed under: TV, gossip, talk shows, television, celebrity moms, celebrity gossip, Hollywood, Celebrity Families, celebrity feud, Ellen, sweatpantsmom, MILF, ellen degeneres, rachael ray show, telepictures, daytime emmys, rosie odonnell

• Gwyneth Paltrow - Sexy For GQ

  Lately, we've seen Gwyneth Paltrow wearing some, uh, unusual choices in footwear - but I must say her latest look in GQ is pretty sexy! Sexy pics after the jump Read More... Posted Apr 30 2008, 08:35 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity mom, gwyneth paltrow, premiere, Celebrity Families, us weekly, chris martin, paltrow, Apple Martin, hospital, moses martin, shoes, the stars are nothing like us, MILF, magazine, PPD, iron man, google, gwyneth paltrow at mount sinai, GQ, sassy smith, post partum depression, massage, gwyneth paltrow PPD, stripper shoes, robert downey jr, bad shoes, hot tranny mess, iron man premiere, gq uk, good actress, gwyneth paltrow gets sexy with gq

• Gwyneth Paltrow: WTF?

  Seriously. WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR SHOES, GIRL? I'm starting to think that she's maybe involved with some covert Harvard-funded womens' studies performance art project address the bondage of women by the cult of celebrity blah blah blah because really? All those freakin' freaky shoes? No human woman (who is not a) a stripper, b) an extra from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, or c) both) could, should or would wear shoes like that. Especially not one who has children. I mean, one wrong step and you've got toddler-kebabs. (More freaky shoes after the jump...)  Read More... Posted Apr 25 2008, 12:35 PM by HerBadMother with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity mom, gwyneth paltrow, premiere, Celebrity Families, us weekly, chris martin, paltrow, Apple Martin, hospital, moses martin, shoes, MILF, PPD, iron man, gwyneth paltrow at mount sinai, post partum depression, massage, gwyneth paltrow PPD, stripper shoes, robert downey jr, bad shoes, hot tranny mess, iron man premiere

• Brad Pitt's "Geek Chic" Makeover!

  I wonder if Brad Pitt's four kids will recognize him?  The star recently got a makeover - "Geek Chic" to be exact.  Is he still hot? Makeover pics after the jump! Read More... Posted Apr 25 2008, 06:09 AM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: Brad Pitt, adoption, twins, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, babies, Sean Penn, Paparazzi, george clooney, movies, Celebrity Families, angie, kids, Shiloh, movie, Zahara, Pax, Maddox, politics, C-section, baby bump, Star Magazine, new orleans, texas, sexy, multiples, tabloids, toddlers, famous, beowulf, fraternal twins, multiple births, junk food, baby watch, teenagers, angelina jolie pregnant with twins, sassy smith, the spiderwick chronicles, playboy wants brad pitt, angelina has low self esteem, tree of life, it's a boy and a girl for angelina, angelina and brad having twins, angelina is 6 months pregnant, brother and sister, lingerie model, mallory, maddox names sister, angelina names twin daughter, maddox makes care packages, mallory jolie pitt, gestational diabetes, carrying twins is tiring, brad and angie married, jolies sexy photos, swimsuit model, big families, biting, kids whining, brats, pushing, crying toddlers, junk food junkies, dorky brad pitt, angelina jolie is a dork, brad pitt fruit of the looms, nerdy look, geek chic, burn after reading, frances mcdormand

• Cindy Crawford and Family: So Beautiful You Have to Look Away

  Here's Cindy Crawford and husband Rande Gerber taking kids Presley and Kaia out to dinner at Nobu in Malibu.  Don't stare too long or you'll go blind, your corneas burned by the sheer beauty of this magnificent, genetically-blessed familial unit...   Read More... Posted Apr 23 2008, 05:05 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity kids, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, Cindy Crawford, Celebrity Families, Malibu, Nobu, sweatpantsmom, supermodel, rande gerber, w hotel, meaningful beauty, Guthy Renker, sky bar, presley gerber, sushi bar malibu, kaia gerber, midnight sky signature cocktail program, midnight oil, whiskey blue, eel

• What Is Up With Gwyneth And All Those Hooker Shoes?

  Seriously. Gwyneth Paltrow can barely stand up in those things. They're, like, five inches high. And sufficiently stilleto that either one of them could kill a man with relatively little application of force. Read More... Posted Apr 23 2008, 02:38 PM by HerBadMother with | with no comments Filed under: celebrities, celebrity mom, gossip, gwyneth paltrow, Celebrity Families, chris martin, shoes, parent, parade, marvel, life, hero, jon favreau, clip, iron man, google, preview, stripper shoes, hot tranny shoes, iron man trailer, happiness, robert downey jr

• Ewan McGregor Has Skin Cancer

  I love Ewan McGregor, I really do. If he wasn't happily married with three kids (nor I happily married with one and three-quarters kids) I would totally stalk him and demand that he marry me. Which is why my heart totally jumped into my throat when I read that he had skin cancer. Read More... Posted Apr 22 2008, 05:49 PM by HerBadMother with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Star Wars, celebrity dads, Celebrity Families, Ewan McGregor, DILF, skin cancer, ewan mcgregor skin cancer, moulin rouge, ewan mcgregor cancer

• Gwyneth Paltrow Loves Her Hot Tranny Shoes

  I don't what to think of Gwyneth Paltrow's shoes. I mean, I admire her fashion-forwardness - and her courage, because, well, I just dare anyone to try picking up a toddler while wearing those things - but really? They're kinda some strange hybrid of Victorian court shoe and tranny-stripper platform boot. Read More... Posted Apr 22 2008, 12:50 PM by HerBadMother with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: celebrities, celebrity mom, gossip, gwyneth paltrow, Celebrity Families, chris martin, shoes, iron man, google, stripper shoes, hot tranny shoes

• And The Most Embarassing Parent Award Goes To...

  ...Katie Price and husband Peter Andre, for their cringe-inducing demonstration of oral and other sex techniques on video! Now on the Internet, where their children's friends will always be able to find them and use them as fodder for endless and brutal taunting! Video after the jump...  Read More... Posted Apr 21 2008, 07:44 PM by HerBadMother with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: gossip, celebrity parents, Katie Price, Celebrity Families, jordan, Peter Andre, the stars are nothing like us, celebutards, google, princess tiiami, katie and peter, katie price peter andre sex tape, katie price sex tape, sex techniques, embarassing parents

• Brad Pitt & His Fruit of The Looms

  Brad Pitt might be an actor, donate millions to charity, make babies with Angelina Jolie, is an international sex symbol - but he's just like all you regular dads out there - he wears Fruit of the Loom undies. More pics of his royal hotness after the jump Read More... Posted Apr 21 2008, 09:36 AM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: Brad Pitt, adoption, twins, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, babies, Sean Penn, Paparazzi, movies, Celebrity Families, angie, kids, Shiloh, movie, Zahara, Pax, Maddox, politics, C-section, baby bump, Star Magazine, new orleans, texas, sexy, multiples, tabloids, toddlers, famous, beowulf, fraternal twins, multiple births, junk food, baby watch, teenagers, angelina jolie pregnant with twins, sassy smith, the spiderwick chronicles, playboy wants brad pitt, angelina has low self esteem, tree of life, it's a boy and a girl for angelina, angelina and brad having twins, angelina is 6 months pregnant, brother and sister, lingerie model, mallory, maddox names sister, angelina names twin daughter, maddox makes care packages, mallory jolie pitt, gestational diabetes, carrying twins is tiring, brad and angie married, jolies sexy photos, swimsuit model, big families, biting, kids whining, brats, pushing, crying toddlers, junk food junkies, dorky brad pitt, angelina jolie is a dork, brad pitt fruit of the looms

• What Do Brad & Angelina Fight About?

  Couples argue - get this - even celebrity couples!  What do Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie fight about?  Kids?  Money?  Marriage or the lack of it?  Sex?  Parenting styles?   Any guesses? Read More... Posted Apr 20 2008, 06:09 AM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: Brad Pitt, adoption, twins, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, babies, Sean Penn, Paparazzi, movies, Celebrity Families, angie, kids, Shiloh, movie, Zahara, Pax, Maddox, politics, C-section, baby bump, Star Magazine, new orleans, texas, sexy, multiples, tabloids, toddlers, famous, beowulf, fraternal twins, multiple births, junk food, baby watch, teenagers, angelina jolie pregnant with twins, sassy smith, the spiderwick chronicles, playboy wants brad pitt, angelina has low self esteem, tree of life, it's a boy and a girl for angelina, angelina and brad having twins, angelina is 6 months pregnant, brother and sister, lingerie model, mallory, maddox names sister, angelina names twin daughter, maddox makes care packages, mallory jolie pitt, gestational diabetes, carrying twins is tiring, brad and angie married, jolies sexy photos, swimsuit model, big families, biting, kids whining, brats, pushing, crying toddlers, junk food junkies, dorky brad pitt, angelina jolie is a dork

• Cuz What Every Teenage Girl Wants Is An Open-Forum 'Sex Talk' With Ashton Kutcher

  Apparently, Demi Moore and Ashton Ktucher just had the 'sex talk' with Moore's girls. Which, I dunno, just seems kinda creepy. I mean, aren't two of those kids, like, in their late teens? And isn't Rumer running with the no-panties crowd? Isn't it a bit late for the sex talk? And isn't it a bit creepy for that talk to come from ASHTON KUTCHER? Read More... Posted Apr 19 2008, 08:15 AM by HerBadMother with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity mom, gossip, Demi Moore, Bruce Willis, Ashton Kutcher, Rumer Willis, Celebrity Families, Sex, the stars are nothing like us, wtf, punk'd, sex talk, celebrity stepdad, demi and ashton, ashton gives sex talk

• Happy Birthday Suri!

  Little Suri Cruise turns two