Samantha Harris, of Dancing With the Stars, has obviously been doing a little dancing in the dark. A little dirty dancing. She wasn't dancing with herself, that's for sure. Somebody must have said, "Let's dance" because it takes two to tango. Or something like that.
Is that enough? I don't watch the damn show. I only know her husband's name is Michael and the baby is due in the fall.
Crap. I forgot to make a Lambada joke.
