I think that Anne Heche saw the Simpsons this weekend. There must have been a voice, a funny feeling, something Siren-like in the back of her head. I mean, in addition to the other voices and funny feelings. She was forgetting something. Was it the ottoman? No, she had made the world aware of that. There was something else that she was forgetting amid all of the public nastiness of her divorce.
Then it hit her. D'oh!
Anne Heche tells People Magazine that while said nasty and public divorce from husband Coley Laffoon continues she is hoping that the couple's
5-year-old son, Homer, has "the best summer of his life."
The kid just loves ottomans.