To quote my favorite intellectual Larry Birkhead, "I told you so!" Here's the proud new doggie-mama out with puppy London and her ever-present caffeinated drink. The pink wig is a nice choice - it offsets the gold on her Marlboro package.
Now the Humane Society is on Spears' case, criticizing her hasty purchase from a pet store, which they say sells dogs from inhumane puppy mills.
And once again, where are the kids? Hopefully they're being cared for at home with daddy K-Fed.
God, did I just say that?
