First of all, yes, we're famous. Our very own Sassy Smith and her story on Nadya Suleman's alleged obsession with Angelina Jolie was plastered all over "NBC Dateline" last night. You can tell your friends you know us.
The fact that NBC was able to narrow it down is pretty impressive seeing as we have more stories about Suleman than on Britney and Obama combined -- although a story on Britney and Obama combined would be a sure hit. We have so many Octuplet posts that we decided to put them all in one place for your convience. We're famous, but we haven't forgotten you.
Here is the story of the octuplets and their mom (in chronological orderish):
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Perhaps you recall a bit of a flub during the official swearing-in of President Barack Obama at the inauguration yesterday. Chief Justice John Roberts administered the oath for a second time today- just to make sure everything is nice and legit.
Here's Malia Obama taking a picture of her dad, President Barack Obama, as he was taking the oath of office on Tuesday. I'm already huge fans of the First Daughters, Malia and her little sister Sasha. In fact, I'm going to make a call to the Oval Office and see if I can set up a playdate with my daughters. My girls have already decided it should be over at their place; for some reason they're convinced that the Obamas have a bigger TV...
Perhaps you heard that the United States of America has a new president. It's a thing we do.The concerts, balls, speeches and parades are over- well, maybe not the speeches, and today President Obama starts putting his money where his mouth is. Or our money, as the case may be.There has been much written on the Obama family over the past few days and it might be a bit overwhelming. Here, for you convenience, is an easy to navigate collection of posts, photos and videos:
Because after a day like today, you're going to want to rock your kids to sleep with an appropriate anthem.
What has two thumbs and can't find a babysitter? This guy!
Joel McHale of "Soup" fame is super dad! He took his new baby on Keith Olbermann's show to crawl all over the desk (and pee on his dad). Don't they have interns at MSNBC?
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Jennifer Lopez had some retail therapy on Tuesday, hitting up Roche-Bobois furniture store in West Hollywood. JLo was rockin' her skinny jeans and majorly high heels - when I say high heels, I mean high.
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When we think of celebrities, we often think that their lives are perfect (or close to it), but that's certainly not always the case. Jennifer Lopez opens up for the first time, about suffering a nervous breakdown seven years ago. "I was like - I don't want to move. I don't want to talk. I don't want to do anything. I had a nervous breakdown."
Strollerderby has an amusing post about Barack Obama and the fact that he forgot how many years he and Michelle have been married. She was quick to call him out, publicly. Welcome to the doghouse, Barack.
Wow, don't screw with David Letterman. John McCain, GOP Presidential candidate was supposed to appear on David Letterman last night but backed out at the very last minute because of his "suspended" campaign. I don't give a damn what's happening - short of a heart attack or a death in the family, you don't leave someone in a lurch like that. At least get SuperMom Sarah Palin to stand in for you, but to just back out of a major talk show like that? Stinks.
What is Jennifer Lopez wearing? Are those body-shaping underpants/knicker things? If so, aren't they meant to be worn under your clothes, not as actual clothes? JLo is usually dressed to the nines but her gold shirt with the shaping half-pants and the hooker boots just aren't doing it for me.
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Jennifer Lopez decided a few months ago that she wanted to be a full-time mom and not have a nanny anymore, which hey, that's how most mother's do it - sans nannies. I'm not dissin' anyone with help, but JLo gave off a vibe that she wanted the world to be impressed that she could parent her own children. We assumed she could, albeit a bit diva-ish. However, she's apparently gone back to having a nanny but who can blame her? She's got twins - two babies is a lot of work! Perhaps Jennifer is just like us after all....well sort of....
Jennifer Lopez completed the Malibu Triathlon with a finishing time of 3.5 hours, which is awesome right? However, it wasn't all smooth sailing, uh, well not sailing, but swimming - JLo almost didn't make it through the swim portion of the race!
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Months of training following the birth of her twins - Max and Emme - enabled Jennifer Lopez to partake in the Malibu Triathlon on Sunday September 14, with much success! The celebrity mom swam, biked and ran and did it all in 3.5 hours!
Straight from the horse's mouth, which is Obama, we have the truth on Lipstickgate 2008! The failed policies are the pig and Sarah Palin is the lipstick. Oh, got it.
Also, in When Harry Met Sally, Sally is the dog in the scenerio. Wow, it's like a zoo in here. A small, stinky petting zoo, but a zoo nonetheless.
Here's a video(s) of Barack Obama and David Letterman chatting about pigs and politics:
Related: Ferguson is a Good American
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Craig Ferguson has been an American citizen for a relatively short time, yet he seems to have a better grip on what that means than many people that were born here. He's in the same boat that a lot of us are. He's a taxpayer. He's a parent. He thinks Dave Letterman is sexy. That's America, folks.
Jennifer Lopez is definitely a multi-tasker. Even while pregnant with twins, she worked, toured, acted, and designed. And she hasn't slowed down now that the babies, Max and Emme, are here. JLo is on the cover of Elle's September issue, and dishes on fashion, love,and family.
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