Rumors have swirled recently that the high-octave pop tart has been thinking about adopting a baby. Carey recently visited the Frank Gonzalez orphanage in Mexico with her lawyer and sources say that an adoption could soon be in the works. Oh no.
I think part of her baby fever may be because she's feeling a little bummed now that her ex-husband, Tommy Mottola has knocked up Latin hoochie-mama Thalia. Or maybe she's thinking a picture of her on FameCrawler, pushing a little bundle in a Bugaboo might bring her some much-needed publicity. But honestly, if anyone allows this woman to adopt a baby they may as well start handing out newborns at Hooters as a bonus prize with every order of chicken wings.
