
Drunken brawls, feuding families, desperate ultimatums - not just for us hillbillies anymore! Big famous star Julia Roberts is battling with husband Danny Moder's plain old, ordinary family over what she feels is their failure to fit into her life. She's made it clear to them that until they seek counseling to fix their dysfunctional selves they'll be banned from seeing her and Moder's newborn son, Henry Daniel. Roberts has an especially combative relationship with Moders sister who has battled alcoholism for years. Oh, and the Moders are pissed that Julia up and stole Danny away from his first wife.
I'd like to know a little bit more about the inside story before I decide which side to take - the Hatfields or the McCoys. Did the Moders not like the Dolce and Gabbana coats that Julia sent over? Did the Moders steal some silverware on their last visit? Stay tuned - the pig's gonna squeal soon.