Red Hot Chili Pepper, Anthony Kiedes, and his girlfriend, Heather Christie, are expecting their first child.
I wrote this sentence, using 6 Chili Pepper album titles and thought I was really clever, until I reread it and realized it isn't as clever as I thought. Still, it's all I've got, and what I've got I've got to give it away. Now: I'm guessing that the two got freaky styley, which was the uplift mofo party plan. One hot minute of blood, sugar, sex, magik, aka, californication, and tada, mother's milk.
You know, I think Anthony and Heather deserve better than this. Next one is on me.
