Brangelina, oh, how you mock my life. Yet finally, according to the lovely Angelina, Brad has attributes that the common man can also aspire to, and should. No, not the abs- got those, thanks. I'm talking about his being a good father and a romantic partner. That's doable right?
She proclaims herself "lucky" to have such qualities in a man. Me, I think they should be par for the course. If you ladies married some slob without an ounce of romance in his body, then I hope you kept the receipt. What's life without embracing the passion of it? As for being a good father, kudos on that. Again this should be commonplace, yet sadly is not. I think that Jolie feels extra lucky because, say what you will about Brad Pitt, the guy ain't creepy.
Remember, it wasn't that long ago that she was carrying around a vile of Billy Bob's blood. Then there are other romantic links that are too bizarre for these pages. Of course she feels lucky. You don't go from Slingblade to Booyah! without feeling a touch of the luck. Of course being hot herself may have helped.
But enough of that, the bottom line is we kid about the baby-saving machine that is Brangelina, but let's face it, at the end of the day they're doing a good thing. Those little kids won the lottery, and I'm not just talking money, honey. I'm talking about love.
See, romance isn't hard.