Bending
down to adjust a stroller strap or to talk to your child is, it seems,
a grave hazard, if one is given to wearing anything other than the
highest-waisted pants known to man or womankind. Even carrying your
child - inasmuch as it creates a downward drag on clothing, and also
precludes effective clothing-adjustment (what with one's hands fully
occupied and all) - can pose derriere-exposure problems.
So it is
that NO PARENT - no matter how rich and glittery and styled-to-the-max
- can escape the dreaded Mommer's (or Dadder's) Butt. Behold, the crack:
(Pics after the jump...)
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