Keri Russell makes it look too easy. Baby-daddy Shane Deary makes it look like he doesn't give a shit. 3-week-old River doesn't know what the hell is going on. Together they're a normal family! Life's a beach, ain't it?
Doesn't Keri know she's supposed to be pulling her hair out and not getting any sleep or quality time outside the home? Who the hell taught her how to parent?
It's gotta be the sling (P-Sling New York, Avant Wave in Blue, $350). That thing has been attached to her bip (boob/hip) area since day one, just making life easy.
