It's the teens and up that are freaking nuts. According to the The Bakersfield Californian, the "tweeners", no relation to "tweakers", are the group of kids in the 8-12ish bracket, and they are not impressed with the pantyless coke-heads that are filling every aspect of the airwaves. I know, I know, we're talking about them too, but we're making fun of them. That's different.
Britney shaves her noggin and the kids don't go all Sinead on us, but instead question why she didn't donate her golden(?) locks to charity. Lohan gets busted, again, and the kids don't put three coats of cover-up on their freckles, no, they think she's stoopid {sic}. They're right.
Of course, these kids are still pretty influenced by their parents, but the outlook is promising. I hope they don't outgrow the sense to keep it real. You know how they do.
