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Damn, didn't see this coming. Bridget Moynahan is looking great in this collection of pictures shot for Harper's Bazaar. Possibly sponsored by Huggies.
However, Bridget isn't just eye candy, she also had things to say, such as:
MORE PICTURES AFTER THE JUMP!
A bevy of celebrity moms attended the Metropolitan Museum's Costume Institute Gala on Monday May 5th for the opening of the exhibition "Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy." Who wore what?
Photos after the jump!
Bridget Moynihan has some style advice for new moms. Being a single mom to six-month-old John has not only brought out her feminine side, (“Now I like pieces with blousier, girlier cuts") but has made her realize that her dominatrix days may be behind her. “My patent leather Christian Dior high boots – they’re kind of hard to wear to the park,” she says.
I have my own tips, too, but my kids are older and I've learned to lower my expectations...
Gisele Bundchen is with child, in this picture, as in, she's holding a child - awkwardly, but whatever. It's Tom Brady's child, of course, who we ordinarily never see with Tom, so, um, woot? He's not a totally negligent dad, huzzah!
I think I need glasses.
I can't believe they fell for the rickroll! Ha, I love April Fools!
What the hell is Brady up to?
LeBron better watch out. He's a fantastic athlete at the top of his game who recently had a baby, Gisele may not be able to help herself.
Discuss.
If you're one of those skeevy MILF-chasers, and you happen to have three-million dollars, you can have your very piece of Kate Moss nudosity for your very, very own. As a bonus, you get a bit of naked Gisele, too.
(Sorta NSFW pics after the jump...)
I guess Tom Brady's been feeling a little, you know, underappreciated since that big Super Bowl loss. And maybe that little issue of, erm, his male pattern baldness is chipping away at his masculinity. Whatever. Something's up, because lil' Tommy has decided to take on the Big Daddy Super Athlete-Celebrity Hotty Of The World in a battle of the bulges. David Beckham on those Armani billboards, flaunting some - clearly ample - cotton-clad man candy? Tom can beat that! He's gonna go all Marky-Mark on Beck's ass and flaunt his candy in some Calvins.
Wow, why didn't I have a celebrity baby? Oh, right, I didn't marry a celebrity. Or have sex with one. What celebrity baby garnered what price for their little mug to be on a magazine cover?
The fact that I think that Tom Brady is a skeez has nothing to do with my enjoyment of this rumor. Honest.
"In my country, all good girls are taught to wash out their undies in the bathroom." - Gisele Bundchen
Did Tom Brady lose the Super Bowl for the Patriots because he was, um, hungover? That would suck for Brady and Patriot fans, no? To lose that epic game because dude's a liquor pig? Well, that's the story from one Arizona source.
Sports fans - and most other North American men with red blood running through their veins - have been waiting with bated breath to see if Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen - girlfriend of Patriots quarterback (and Bridget Moynihan baby-daddy) Tom Brady - would run naked through New York's Times Square, as she reportedly promised to do if the Patriots lost the Super Bowl on Sunday. Which they did, of course.
Which means, obviously, that I am waaaay out of the loop on what is sexy. But I suppose that that's no surprise.
I know it's popular to prophet the Patriot's demise, especially in New York, but come on, Gisele, you're Tom Brady's girlfriend, cheer up. They still have a chance.
Photo: Jezebel
Okay, so it wasn't so much a confrontation as it was an awkward attempt to pretend that Leo DiCaprio doesn't exist, but still: AWKWARD.
See, Bridget was right!
Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo was blasted by fans when he let girlfriend Jessica Simpson turn some of her movie killing mojo on his football team. People in Texas were not happy.
I never really thought about how tall Bridget Moynahan is, but judging by this picture of her and her mother, I'd say 6'8. Either that or her denim loving mama is only 4' nothing. In that case her Daddy Moynahan must have been a giant of Andre-like portions.
That's what I call good genes. The jeans look nice too.
Photo: Celebrity Baby Scoop
