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• Pharrell Made Madonna Spit Snot...Or Something

  Big baby Madonna wasn't 'getting it' when Hard Candy producer Pharrell Williams told her to sing in a certain rhythm so she lost her shit and bawled.  Heh.  I wonder what she does when Lourdes doesn't bring her morning seaweed coolie with sprouts?   Read More... Posted May 27 2008, 11:33 AM by Karen Sugarpants with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, Kelly Clarkson, Cannes, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Kabbalah, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, new york, Sex, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, religion, sexy, nip slip, nipple slip, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, debbie mazur, mother and daugther duo, cannes film festival, no bra

• Madonna's Cans In Cannes - Nipple Slip

  Hey Madonna, didn't anyone ever tell you to wear a bra or not wear see-through dresses?  Madonna walked the red carpet in Cannes and she gave everyone quite a show with her nip slip - actually it wasn't a slip so much as an 'on purpose.'  Cover your eyes Lourdes,Rocco, and David, mama's got her big guns out! More NSFW photos after the jump Read More... Posted May 23 2008, 02:35 PM by Sassy Smith with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, Kelly Clarkson, Cannes, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Kabbalah, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, new york, Sex, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, religion, sexy, nip slip, nipple slip, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, debbie mazur, mother and daugther duo, cannes film festival, no bra

• Brad and Angelina Argue Over Baby Names

  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not seeing eye to eye on something that is pretty important.  Baby names.   Read More... Posted May 19 2008, 04:20 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Brad Pitt, twins, parents, Angelina Jolie, Rumor, pregnancy boobs, Celebrity, Pregnant, Interview, Cannes, Video, Due, France, movie, Jack Black, British, baby name, boobs, tattoos, balls, name, violent, hoax, breasts, gemini, trailer, french, wanted, date, english, secret, big, shoot, dustin hoffman, poster, guns, revenge, kung fu panda, panda express, panda, Natalie morales, karate, angelina jolie to kick jack black's ass, revenge is a dish best served cold, martial arts, pollox, curse word, testicles, pastor, castor, twin names, picking baby names, testies, bollocks, angelina jolie picks baby names

• Beckhams To Buy Neverland Ranch

  Well, now. This is creepy: Michael Jackson has reportedly offered to sell David and Victoria Beckham his Neverland Ranch. Read More... Posted May 13 2008, 05:06 PM by HerBadMother with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: gossip, celebrity parents, celebrity dads, Victoria Beckham, David Beckham, Becks, posh spice, Michael Jackson, Beckhams, balls, Beckham boys, sports talk, neverland, perv, pedophile

• David Beckham Kicks His Balls Down Sesame Street

  This? Is AWESOME news. David Beckham is going to make an appearance on Sesame Street. WITH ELMO. Which, you know, is just so perfect that I can hardly stand it. Read More... Posted Apr 30 2008, 01:32 PM by HerBadMother with | with no comments Filed under: gossip, celebrity parents, celebrity dads, David Beckham, Becks, Sesame Street, balls, sports talk, elmo, beckhams balls

• Lourdes Looks Like A Young Angelina Jolie?

  People are divided on who, exactly, 11-year-old Lourdes Ciccone looks like - her mother Madonna or her father Carlos Leon?  Now, according to some, there seems to be a noticable resemblance between Lourdes and a young, 16-year-old Angelina Jolie.  What do you think? Pic after the jump Read More... Posted Apr 30 2008, 11:07 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, new york city, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, madges message to her fans, madonnas youtube message to you, upper west side, carlos leon, good looking, lourdes and daddy, look a like celebrities

• More Lourdes & Her Dad Photos

  Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes, was again spotted with her dad Carlos Leon.  I love her high-tops! More pics after the jump Read More... Posted Apr 29 2008, 12:05 PM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, new york city, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, madges message to her fans, madonnas youtube message to you, upper west side, carlos leon, good looking, lourdes and daddy, kabbalah center

• Kabbalah Time - Madonna & Lourdes

  Is daughter Lourdes taking up Kabbalah like mama Madonna? Couple more pics after the jump! Read More... Posted Apr 27 2008, 10:10 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Kabbalah, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, new york, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, religion, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, debbie mazur, mother and daugther duo

• Lourdes & Her Good Looking Daddy

  Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes spent some time with her father, Carlos Leon, 41. More photos after the jump! Read More... Posted Apr 24 2008, 02:07 PM by Sassy Smith with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, new york city, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, madges message to her fans, madonnas youtube message to you, upper west side, carlos leon, good looking, lourdes and daddy

• Mommy Can You Wear Normal Clothes Please?

  Do you often embarrass your child with your choice of attire?  Well, Madonna is just like us (sorta?) and does that very thing - embarrasses her kid.  Daughter Lourdes sometimes doesn't like mom's clothing! Read More... Posted Apr 19 2008, 05:05 AM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, sahm, Like a Virgin, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, thigh highs, moms embarrass kids, mama madonna, madonna just like us, celebrity music moms

• Madonna Vacuums In Hooker Boots

  Madonna like you've never seen her before - vacuuming carpets, of course wearing hooker-ish type boots.  That's how most moms do their housework right? Video after the jump (contains swearing) Read More... Posted Apr 18 2008, 04:01 PM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, madges message to her fans, madonnas youtube message to you

• Madonna Selling Out Her Own Daughter?

  Is Madonna selling out her own child?  I think she just might be - unknowingly. Read More... Posted Apr 17 2008, 10:13 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow

• Madonna Records Video: Loves Doggie Style, Perez Hilton and Double Entendres

  I know, Madonna has every right to explore and exploit her sexuality.  I've got no problem with that.  Of course, I've been over anything she had to offer for the better part of a decade, but that's okay.  She only has her eyes on one man, and it's not Guy, aka, Cookie Monster. Read More... Posted Apr 15 2008, 10:10 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: divorce, Madonna, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, balls, s&m, sex tape, american idol, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, teddy, GQ, scanner, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours

• Sharon Stone Mans Up

  This picture of Sharon Stone - doing her very best to redefine female transvestism for the new millenium (Victor/Victoria, anyone?) - raises just one question for me: Read More... Posted Mar 29 2008, 09:33 AM by HerBadMother with | with no comments Filed under: gossip, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, balls, sharon stone, MILF, DILF, sexy dads, basic instinct, daddy fashion don'ts, pimp, mommy fashion don'ts, morris day, mosrris day and the time, victor victoria

• Balls Work

  Wrestler Balls Mahoney, which isn't his given name (it's Johnathan Rechner) and his girlfriend welcomed a baby boy on Thanksgiving day.   Read More... Posted Nov 28 2007, 04:10 PM by Whit Honea with | with no comments Filed under: Thanksgiving, balls, new baby, baby on blog, turkey, who wants to be a superhero, balls mahoney, wrestler, johnathan rechner

• Luckily for Fans of David Beckham's Ass, He's Superstitious

  David and Victoria Beckham really want to have another baby.  They may just keep trying until they get a girl. David is trying to ensure they hit the jackpot on their next try.  He's following an old wives' tale about one's diet and tightness of pants helping to determine the gender of one's potential offspring.  To that end he's taken to wearing tighter pants. Will he become even more renowned for his ballwork? If this sort of thing floats your boat, make sure you thank an old wife the next time you see one.  Tell her to keep up the good work. I wonder what the diet consists of, sugar and spice and everything nice?  That sounds fattening.  Photo: W  Posted Sep 01 2007, 12:26 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: soccer, Victoria Beckham, David Beckham, Beckham, Becks, posh spice, daughter, girl, balls, tight pants

• David Beckham May Have to Take a Raincheck on the Baby Making

  Sure, soccer is all about balls and footwork, but this is ridiculous.  Looks like Becks may be riding the bench both on and off the field. Don't worry, he'll be back to his other ride soon enough.    Photo: Gossip Girls  Posted Aug 30 2007, 02:17 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: soccer, Victoria Beckham, David Beckham, Beckham, Becks, posh spice, balls

• Faith Hill Explains Groping Etiquette to Thousands

  Pretty Faith Hill, in all of her unairbrushed glory, was not happy when a fan grabbed her husband's baby making equipment.  Apparently a person in the audience handled Tim McGraw's stuff, and Faith addressed him/her over the microphone: “Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don’t go grabbin’ somebody else’s, somebody’s husband’s balls, you understand me? That’s very disrespectful.” Of course this opens up all kinds of questions concerning just whose balls you can grab.  Just Jared has a video of Faith setting the fan straight. BTW, while watching the video I couldn't help but notice the noise that the band was making.  Is that what their music sounds like? I want my money back and I wasn't even there.  Posted Jul 30 2007, 03:12 AM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Tim McGraw, Just Jared, faith hill, balls, etiquette