David Beckham is all, "Yeah, mate. That's right, Poshy's got her hand on me family jewels in front of the lot of you. I know she's skinny, but the red f'me shoes help a lot. If I let her call me by the mechanic's name, I get whatever I want wherever I want. And who gives a toss what comes out of her mouth?"
It looks like someone had to slip the babysitter an extra 20 quid when they got home late after the "car races."
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